Jessica didn't really feel like checking out whatever was on TV tonight, but it seemed as though the Syfy was calling to her. She could barely resist flipping over to see what motion picture atrocity they were showing tonight.
It was worse than she could have imagined. It seemed there was a marathon of
Sarnac Lake movies on tonight. And, okay, that was bad enough and Syfy should have been ashamed of themselves. But the worst thing? "Wait, they made four of these? That is four times as many as I thought possible."
Apparently Jessica was at the "eating popcorn while watching terrible movies about killer crocodiles" stage of grief.
[OOC: This post brought to you by Elaine, and the fact that yes, there are four Lake Placid movies.]