Third floor common room [Saturday morning]

[makemyownway]

Cade was being followed around by a karking animal today. A talking karking animal called a hy-eeda or something.

"STOP EATING THE COCOA PUFFS."

...that apparently shared Cade's taste in breakfast cereal.

"Kark me," Cade groused, flopping onto a sofa.

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[robinonadderall]

"Is there any Count Chocula in there?" Stiles asked when he came into the common room. He was being followed by a golden retriever. "None for you because you are a dog."

"I'm not that kind of dog, Stiles."

"Nope. Dog. No chocolate for you."

Be in awe of his ability to brush off weird shit that happens to him.

[makemyownway]

"I think so," the hyena offered helpfully. "The boxes are pretty yummy too."

Cade rolled his eyes. "This karking planet. I didn't need a weird fuzzy friend."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm gonna take a rain check on the boxes, but thanks," Stiles said as he made his way towards the pantry. "What's so wrong with this, man? Better than the fuzzy friends we had last week, at least Olesia talks back."

"Spend a lot of time talking to things that don't talk back, Stiles?" Olesia asked, sounding like she already knew the answer.

"All. The. Time."

[makemyownway]

"I didn't like them either," Cade groused, "but this one ate all of the good cereal."

[robinonadderall]

"Excuse you, Count Chocula is delicious." Funnily enough that came from the dog, not Stiles. Though Stiles would have agreed.

[makemyownway]

"I haven't tried it," Cade admitted. "It's really that good?"

[robinonadderall]

"Wait, are you gonna hog it all if you like it?" Stiles asked, clutching the box to his chest. "If that's the case then it's disgusting. Absolutely awful."

[makemyownway]

"Would I hog it all?"

"Yes you would," the hyena said, nodding. "Absolutely."

[robinonadderall]

"Well then you can't have any," Stiles said. "Steal it from another floor."

[makemyownway]

"But that requires effort," Cade said. "Don't you have a dog? Make her retrieve it."

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah why can't you--"

"I'm not that kind of dog," Olesia griped. "I don't fetch or sit or stay."

So she was just like Stiles.

[makemyownway]

"That's useless," Cade complained. "Hey, hydrant--"

"HYENA."

"What do you do?"

"Save your stoopa butt, more often than not."

Cade frowned. "How do you know Huttese?"

"Like it's hard."

"I don't like this," Cade complained.

[robinonadderall]

"What's so wrong with it?" Stiles asked. "I mean aside from the fact that a hyena wants to share your cereal. That's just more weird than upsetting."

[makemyownway]

Before Cade could talk, Camelai butted in. "He doesn't like people knowing things about him," she explained, then turned to look at Cade. "And that glare isn't going to scare me, you know."

[robinonadderall]

"The glare scares me if that makes you feel any better," he said.

[makemyownway]

It did, but Cade wasn't going to admit to that.

"I think I liked the boobs better."