3rd Floor Common Room | Thursday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Despite looking and acting like a complete nerd, Stiles did really have a love for sports. He just sucked at playing them for the most part. So he was actually pretty excited about college football starting up tonight and had the TV in the common room playing ESPN so he could maybe pick up bits and pieces of the game. Bits and pieces because Stiles

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[dirtiest_skank]

Olive, who had followed Sia off the roof not like a stalker but Natalie said, omg, actually stopped by her own room to drop off her remaining paper planes before wandering through common rooms in search of more free food.

A girl could dream.

"Whatcha doing?" she asked, leaning against the back of the couch when she spotted Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"Googling weird stuff," Stiles said honestly. He did a double take when he realized the owner of that voice was cute and quickly added, "But nothing like weird porn or whatever. I wouldn't do that in public. Or at all."

Sure.

[dirtiest_skank]

"I immediately went to the, like, animated dwarf toe fetish porn place, so thanks for the reassurance," Olive said seriously. "What kind of weird stuff, if not dirty?"

[robinonadderall]

"I, um--" Think, Stiles, think. "--it's about smelling. Smelly things. Changing my smell."

He immediately winced. "Oh my god, why?"

[dirtiest_skank]

Olive just full-on stared at him. "...you smell fine to me, and don't think I don't feel weird about saying that."

[robinonadderall]

"It's not that kind of smelling problem," Stiles said, though he wished it was. "I appreciate the compliment though, seriously, because I do have this weird paranoia that everyone thinks I smell weird but they've all gotten together and agreed to not say anything because it's hilarious to watch me offend people day after day with my weird stink."

So maybe he hadn't taken enough Adderall today.

[dirtiest_skank]

"No one invited me to that meeting," Olive said, frowning in thought as she went to sit down. "But I can't deal with merciful niceness like that, anyway, so I'd probably tell you. I mean, way to be nice, people, but where has that kind of idiocy gotten anyone, ever? I'd have to set myself on fire if I found out that people were secretly banded together against telling me that my freckles form a penis on my forehead and I've never noticed, or something."

Her freckles did no such thing, for the record.

[robinonadderall]

Yeah a girl saying the word penis was the sort of thing to make Stiles' brain short circuit for a second. So that'd be him with a zoned out look on his face.

Finally he said, "One would hope they would notice their freckles formed dirty shapes before other people had to point it out."

[dirtiest_skank]

"I dunno, I don't look at my own face that much," Olive said, eyeing him a little for that zoning-out moment. It wasn't even a fun use of 'penis.' "I bet it's like constellations where you can probably find anything you want in there. My face and arms alone are probably just a sea of porn and I don't know it."

[robinonadderall]

"Well if you're ever trapped somewhere with a pen you have an interesting way to keep yourself amused."

He was doing his very best not to associate Olive with porn because that was a quick way to lose focus on the conversation. He did glance to see if he could make out any freckle porn shapes though.

[dirtiest_skank]

"And then they'll have so many questions for me when I'm found," Olive mused, shaking her head.

[robinonadderall]

"Very true. Might not be worth the embarrassment." Stiles then tried to veer the subject away from anything that would make him think of dirty things. "How has your week been so far?"

[dirtiest_skank]

"Okay," she said, a little hesitantly. "I'm starting to feel like the slow kid because I'm not psychic or anything, but...okay, otherwise. Yours?"

[robinonadderall]

"Feeling sort of similar," he admitted. "But I had that problem back home too. You get used to it, you just have to yell a bit louder to get people to listen to you."

[dirtiest_skank]

"I'm trying to dip under the radar, here," she admitted, "and just blend, so yelling's not on the agenda. I am thinking about pretending I've developed latent powers of some kind so I blend in better."

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah? What kind of powers are you thinking about faking?" Stiles asked.