So for the second year in forever, Topher... was not making it to Comic-Con. Which was traumatizing. Seriously, what was the point of being from L.A. if he didn't get to do his annual four-day trek to San Diego with a tent for camping out for panels, a backpack of inappropriate starches, and absolutely zero qualms about annoying people in front of
(
Read more... )
Also, there was pizza downstairs.
"Hey, Topher," he said, and snagged a slice. "Did I miss anything good?"
Reply
Don't you judge.
"Oh," he added, "and a bunch of videos of people getting lost and crying in the hallways."
You could tell he enjoyed those maybe a lot.
Reply
"Oh," he said. "Comic-Con. That's now."
He knew what it was, he loved the concept, he stalked it on the Internet when he could, but he hadn't exactly been paying close attention this week.
"Wait, people tape people getting lost and post it instead of helping them? And you watch them?"
You could tell he wasn't fond of that idea.
Reply
...It was possible that he had a problem.
"I might've... maybe glanced at one or two," he said, shifting his gaze slightly to the side. "They're mostly of the freaking out part, not the actual getting lost. I assume after they're done tantruming someone eventually helps them."
Possibly. Maybe. Topher wouldn't, but maybe there was a good samaritan or two somewhere at the con.
Reply
Reply
Right then.
"You went somewhere?"
Reply
Reply
Topher, enough with the Doombots.
Reply
Just for the record.
"It was an alien invader .... thing." So precise, our Victor.
Reply
Reply
"Well," Victor finally ventured, "nobody died. But one of our friends went back with them to end the fighting, so ... not great. I stuck around for a couple days until they told me to come back to school."
Reply
Reply
That there even was a Xavin, as far as he could tell.
"Some of the background."
"If it helps," he added, "it was a small invasion. Like, under five aliens."
Reply
...Because if he were an alien invading Earth with the intention of taking a hostage, he could see how it would make sense to pick someone with awesome powers. Not like he had ever done that.
Reply
Reply
Topher, stop helping.
Reply
Leave a comment