Fourth Floor Common Room, Thursday Evening, The Barry Gibb Talk Show

Jan 05, 2012 20:54

The fourth floor common room had been transformed. Do not ask how the best talk show hosts ever had found a disco ball to hang from the ceiling, one that showed off their matching white double-breasted pantsuits. They were here to sing about politics and chew bubble gum, and they were all out of gumThere were chairs arranged in a semi-circle, for ( Read more... )

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Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back onapalebicycle January 6 2012, 02:00:34 UTC
If you want to stand near the door with a camcorder and/or point and giggle or anything else that goes in the general spectator idea that doesn't fit above, do it here. This thread may escape the wrath of Barry Effin Gibb. May.

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back randomspanish January 6 2012, 02:08:28 UTC
Freddie was thanking his lucky stars that he had one of his cameras with him when he'd come into the common room.

He'd just be back there... filming. And laughing.

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back whateverknight January 6 2012, 02:29:58 UTC
"Hey!" Barry shouted, standing up and pointing at Freddie. "HEY!!! What do you think you're doing back there!??!"

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back randomspanish January 6 2012, 02:38:02 UTC
"Saving this for posterity?" Freddie said with a tentative grin.

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back whateverknight January 6 2012, 02:58:43 UTC
"It's already being SAVED for prosperity; it's an effin' TALK SHOW! Are you bootlegging the show?" He turned to Robin. "He's bootlegging my show!!!"

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back onapalebicycle January 6 2012, 03:00:35 UTC
"He's a fan," Robin suggested with an apathetic shrug.

Apparently George and Robin did have something in common.

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back randomspanish January 6 2012, 03:02:35 UTC
Freddie was suddenly wishing he had Sam around as protection.

He was not, however, going to give up yet.

"Big fan," he said with a nod and a slightly smug smile on his face.

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back whateverknight January 6 2012, 03:47:18 UTC
"If you're such a big fan, why are you bootlegging my show?!?!" Barry demanded, flailing a kung-fu kick in Freddie's general direction even though he was several yards away. "It's gonna be on television in four effin' hours!!! Don't you have a TiVo?"

Now he was really starting to get agitated. "I'm Barry effin' Gibb!! I grew up in Queensland, Australia! I once beat a crackhead to death with a live wombat!!! I had a pet crocodile that I fed by HAND! I'm BARRY EFFIN' GIBB!!!"

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back onapalebicycle January 6 2012, 03:49:02 UTC
"I don't remember that," Robin interjected.

He didn't bother specifying which part he didn't remember. That would require too many words.

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back randomspanish January 6 2012, 03:57:23 UTC
"Awww man," Freddie said with a pout. Why'd he have to go and swear? Now this was no good for an iCarly clip.

Yes, 'effin' was swearing to Freddie.

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back whateverknight January 6 2012, 04:03:14 UTC
The bootlegger was backing down!

"Aw, yeah, that's what I said!! You don't mess with Barry effin' Gibb!!!"

He did a couple of roundhouse kicks that segued into a full-out disco dance. "I beat the bootlegger!" he sang. "Beat the bootlegger! Boot-leg-ger-beatin'! Boot-leg-ger-beatin'! Yeah, yeah!"

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back onapalebicycle January 6 2012, 04:10:03 UTC
"Boot-leg-gers! We will eff them up! Boot-leg-gers! We will eff them, we will eff them, we will eff them ... UP!"

It was never the wrong time for a victory dance. Ever.

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back randomspanish January 6 2012, 04:10:49 UTC
Freddie was just going to continue to pout.

This was comedy gold.

Well, maybe if he did some creative audio splicing...

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back angelo_wings January 6 2012, 04:25:43 UTC
"Did you get this, like, from the beginning?" Rinoa asked. "I have cash. I have lots of cash."

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back randomspanish January 6 2012, 04:28:20 UTC
"I do, actually," Freddie said. "Including the part where they sorta tried to threaten me. I'm very diligent in my journalism."

He nodded sagely.

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Re: Barry Gibb Talk Show: Lurking Near the Back angelo_wings January 6 2012, 04:30:49 UTC
"Okay," Rinoa said. "I need at least two ... no, three. I need at least three good quality, if not high-definition, copies. Name your price."

She had a purse. She was opening her purse and pulling out money. Look, Freddie! Money!

... she was a princess. Daddy's money fixed everything, right?

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