So, okay, it wasn't like Puck was Mr. Party Planner, ever. But Quinn had had a birthday and it wasn't like he was going to let anyone forget that just because some people were graduating or whatever
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Re: Arrive/Mingle!tripledmyselfMay 1 2011, 19:15:13 UTC
Nathan was drawn to parties like a moth to a flame and it helped that Quinn was actually someone he liked well enough. So, after drinking mead and eating food, he wandered into the common room, prepared for a birthday party.
Re: Arrive/Mingle!tripledmyselfMay 1 2011, 19:37:36 UTC
"Fuck, man, you could have put my eye out!" Nathan wasn't serious, of course, but having balls thrown at him was supposed to be a line he said to girls to make them laugh.
Re: Arrive/Mingle!tripledmyselfMay 1 2011, 20:05:21 UTC
"Yeah, that'll really make me a hit with the ladies," Nathan quipped, rolling his eyes. "I'll stroll on up with some Tupperware strapped to my fucking face, tell them I want to lick them all over and watch them laugh. And that all could have been prevented if I'd just gone with a pirate eyepatch over some fucking goggles, man."
"But then both eyes aren't protected," Puck pointed out solemnly. "Ladies love a well-prepared guy. They might admire your concern for personal safety."
Re: Arrive/Mingle!tripledmyselfMay 1 2011, 20:35:04 UTC
"If you were a chick and I sauntered up wearing fucking protective goggles, would you be all turned on and ready to take your panties off?" Nathan asked, uncaring that he probably wouldn't get any sort of biased opinion here.
Re: Arrive/Mingle!tripledmyselfMay 1 2011, 20:58:27 UTC
"That's not necessarily true," Nathan pointed out with a shake of his head. "Have you seen some of the things girls call skirts these days? If they bend down or cross their legs, you're gonna get a full view of the carpet if they've eschewed themselves of panties."
"We'll see that a lot more in summer," Puck said with a nod. "It's been too cold for teeny little skirts. But dude, trust me, I used to go to a school where the cheerleaders wore their uniforms every day. Sometimes those girls 'forget' their special cheer panties. It's a magic day when that happens."
Re: Arrive/Mingle!tripledmyselfMay 1 2011, 21:10:44 UTC
"Americans have special cheer panties?" Nathan asked, gasping because he'd never known that joy in England. "And why has this trend not crossed the fucking ocean yet?"
Re: Arrive/Mingle!tripledmyselfMay 1 2011, 21:29:48 UTC
"Actually, yes, we do," Nathan said, just going with it. "We also have tribal feathers sewn into our skin and dance around our national plant, the hibiscus, every night before dinner."
Would Puck believe any of that? Nathan wasn't sure.
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It was just coincidence that he didn't know Nathan. Oh, well. Introductions were overrated.
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Would Puck believe any of that? Nathan wasn't sure.
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