Various hallways, Friday night

[lovemykilt]

You know what every school dorm building needs? A punk and a prince stumbling around the hallways, delightfully drunk, looking for people to kiss.

"Free kisses!" Priestly announced. "Ever wanted to kiss a real prince? This is your chance!" Priestly slung an arm over Edward's shoulders. Or tried. The puffy sleeves made it an interesting

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[defeats_buses]

"No marriage in the morning!" he laughed and slung his arm around Priest's shoulders. "Ah-ah! Free! Freefreefree!"

[lovemykilt]

"Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Priestly agreed. "Check these sleeves, ladies! How can you resist?"

[defeats_buses]

"And his hair! Ahhhh, the rainbow!" he said, pointing to Priest's hair.

[lovemykilt]

"Nonononono, a rainbow would mean I'm gay. I only use at most two colors. So I don't confuse people."

[defeats_buses]

"Ooooh, gaaaaaay!" He beamed. "I am so very gay!"

Isn't it lovely!

He bounced and grinned and was gaaaay!

[lovemykilt]

Priestly stopped. "Dude. I thought you liked girls? I mean, it's cool either way, but if you're gonna -- gonna marry a girl, you should, like, like her."

[defeats_buses]

"I love women! But cannot I be happy doing it?"

[lovemykilt]

"Dude. Gay means you like guys."

[defeats_buses]

He GASPED!

"Noooooooo!"

[lovemykilt]

"Yeeees! Duh!"

[defeats_buses]

"I do not like men!"

[lovemykilt]

"Then you're not gay! You're straight."