Second Floor Common Room - Tuesday Afternoon

Jan 20, 2009 13:12

Sure, there was inauguration highlights you could be watching. Sure, there was snow that could be played in. Sure, there was homework that could be done ( Read more... )

myn donos, tony foster, brooke davis, jamie madrox, andrew wiggin, cal stephanides, harvey dent, 2nd floor common room, sabaku no temari, priestly

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not_a_mused January 20 2009, 19:04:16 UTC
Off to pillage the other common rooms for something better to drink, Cal found himself in the second floor one with a tilted head and an expression that lay somewhere between bewildered and oddly entertained from only just a few seconds of observation.

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not_fangirl January 20 2009, 19:06:52 UTC
"Hi, it's Vince with Shamwow!" Temari greeted him. "You'll be saying wow every time you use it!"

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not_a_mused January 20 2009, 19:15:37 UTC
Cal faltered for a moment, desperately trying to keep down any indication of a laugh or a grin or anything. His head nodded slightly with the effort and he struggled for something to say.

"...Wow," was what he managed.

And he hadn't even used it yet.

But seriously. Wow.

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yourwhiteknight January 20 2009, 19:19:21 UTC
"WOW IS RIGHT! THIS GUY GETS IT!" Harvey shouted excitedly. "AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S GREAT, JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE CLEANING POWER OF OXYCLEAN! IT'S FROM THE MAKERS OF ORANGE GLO!"

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not_a_mused January 20 2009, 19:23:31 UTC
Cal's eyes shifted. God, he loved this place and it's insistence on plunging into utter delightful chaos sometimes.

Especially since it never seemed to happen to him.

"I don't know what that is," he stated, "but I bet you'll tell me all about it."

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not_fangirl January 20 2009, 19:25:43 UTC
"You bet we will!" Temari said. "Wine, coffee, cola..." She spilled a soda onto the floor. "Just a light press and half the liquid is already out of the carpet!"

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not_a_mused January 20 2009, 19:43:37 UTC
Don't laugh, Stephanides. Whatever you do, don't laugh.

"That's amazing!" he stated.

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yourwhiteknight January 20 2009, 19:50:01 UTC
"DARN RIGHT, IT'S AMAZING! AND WHAT'S BETTER--" Harvey held up a bottle of Oxyclean. "--OXYCLEAN WILL GET RID OF THE STAIN THAT SODA LEFT INSTANTLY!"

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not_a_mused January 20 2009, 20:38:11 UTC
Cal dropped his jaw.

"No way!" he said. "I cannot believe it!"

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not_fangirl January 20 2009, 20:42:49 UTC
"Just watch and see how awesome it is!"

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not_a_mused January 20 2009, 21:02:01 UTC
"The suspense is killing me!"

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yourwhiteknight January 20 2009, 21:12:42 UTC
"DON'T DIE UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN IT'S CLEANING POWER!" Harvey sprayed an enormous amount of OxyClean onto the stain and scrubbed it clean with a spare ShamWow. "AND THE STAIN IS GONE!"

Ignore the fact that the soda hadn't been there long enough to cause a stain in the first place.

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not_a_mused January 20 2009, 21:19:02 UTC
Cal very kindly was.

"Holy crap!" he declared. "It's like magic!"

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not_fangirl January 20 2009, 21:27:54 UTC
"Now see what a Shamwow can do!" Taking her Shamwow, Temari shoved it at the watery mess to sop it all up. "See how fast it works? Olympic divers use it like a towel it works so fast!"

That made no sense as to why speed would come into play.

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not_a_mused January 20 2009, 21:41:06 UTC
"It's incredible! But, surely, these great products must cost a fortune! I certainly could never afford them on my budget."

Oh, Cal. Just stop.

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