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Off to pillage the other common rooms for something better to drink, Cal found himself in the second floor one with a tilted head and an expression that lay somewhere between bewildered and oddly entertained from only just a few seconds of observation.
Cal faltered for a moment, desperately trying to keep down any indication of a laugh or a grin or anything. His head nodded slightly with the effort and he struggled for something to say.
"WOW IS RIGHT! THIS GUY GETS IT!" Harvey shouted excitedly. "AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S GREAT, JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE CLEANING POWER OF OXYCLEAN! IT'S FROM THE MAKERS OF ORANGE GLO!"
"You bet we will!" Temari said. "Wine, coffee, cola..." She spilled a soda onto the floor. "Just a light press and half the liquid is already out of the carpet!"
"DON'T DIE UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN IT'S CLEANING POWER!" Harvey sprayed an enormous amount of OxyClean onto the stain and scrubbed it clean with a spare ShamWow. "AND THE STAIN IS GONE!"
Ignore the fact that the soda hadn't been there long enough to cause a stain in the first place.
"Now see what a Shamwow can do!" Taking her Shamwow, Temari shoved it at the watery mess to sop it all up. "See how fast it works? Olympic divers use it like a towel it works so fast!"
That made no sense as to why speed would come into play.
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"...Wow," was what he managed.
And he hadn't even used it yet.
But seriously. Wow.
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Especially since it never seemed to happen to him.
"I don't know what that is," he stated, "but I bet you'll tell me all about it."
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"That's amazing!" he stated.
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"No way!" he said. "I cannot believe it!"
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Ignore the fact that the soda hadn't been there long enough to cause a stain in the first place.
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"Holy crap!" he declared. "It's like magic!"
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That made no sense as to why speed would come into play.
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Oh, Cal. Just stop.
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