Fifth Floor Common Room, Monday Noonish

[likes_chicken]

Hurley was making himself grilled cheese sandwiches, but he had enough stuff to make them for other folks, too. He'd had a decent weekend, and was now totally over the whole thing with his mom being mad at him.

Besides, Ino had come up with a brilliant idea for when his mom actually did come to visit Fandom (if she ever did), so that problem was

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[scary_jeff]

"Are you making something?" Jeff wanted to know, as he followed the smells towards the source they... usually came from. "That smells like cheese!"

He might've been a little hungry.

[likes_chicken]

"Yeah, dude," Hurley said. "Grilled cheese sandwiches. You want some?"

[scary_jeff]

"I like grilled cheese," Jeff decided, aloud, which was apparently an answer. "I mean, there are greater lunch products, but they've got a bit more potential for injury."

[likes_chicken]

"Exactly," Hurley said, flipping a sandwich over in the pan. "Plus they're super easy. And tasty."

[scary_jeff]

"You should try adding a bit of tomato," Jeff said, helpfully, "I hear that's good."

[likes_chicken]

Hurley thought about that for a moment. "Dude, that would be good," he said. "But I don't have any tomatoes."

[scary_jeff]

Jeff shrugged a bit, and picked a spot on the couch to sit on. "Well, at least we can think of tomatoes," he said, paused, grinned, and repeated, "Tomatoes."

It was going on the list.

[likes_chicken]

"...you really like tomatoes?" Hurley asked, flipping the sandwich from the pan and onto a plate. "You want this thing cut?"

[scary_jeff]

"Think about tomatoes for a moment," he replied, "Just think!" Round! "...And yeah."

[likes_chicken]

Hurley cut the sandwich in half with the spatula, and walked over to hold it out for Jeff.

"They're... red? And... kinda round?"

[scary_jeff]

"And it's an excellent word for breasts," Jeff informed Hurley, wisely, and more than happy to snag the sandwich. "Thanks!"

[likes_chicken]

Hurley paused. He tilted his head. "I have never heard someone use 'tomatoes' for 'breasts', dude."

[scary_jeff]

"Well, you've got to think ahead on the naming," he said, taking a bite out of his sandwich. "I'm making a list of all words that could, potentially, be used to describe a woman's upper bumper."

[likes_chicken]

"Huh," Hurley said. "So you can be... hip when it comes to... sex talk stuff?"

[scary_jeff]

"Breasts are nature's greatest invention," Jeff said, solemnly, "Although rear cleavage can compensate. They deserve a great deal of titles. Like tomatoes." He grinned.

[likes_chicken]

Hurley chuckled. "Yeah man, I hear ya. Though I try to be, like... respectful and stuff. About girls. Though boobs are totally awesome."