After hearing the news about
Chuck Norris congratulating Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow by not faxing a letter, but by staring at the letter until it faxed itself.
Clearly, he needed to have a Runner, Texas Ranger marathon in the common room. The first episode up was the one where Runner played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun... and won.
[OOC: Seriously, ESPN went nuts with Chuck Norris Facts today. It was entertaining.]