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Third floor commoon room, Late Monday night

Sep 25, 2007 00:03

Peter was somewhat restless tonight. If he were in New York, he's probably go out webswinging. Unfortunately Fandom's buildings weren't tall enough. That meant late night infomercials ( Read more... )

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Peter as an infomercial host! peter__parker September 25 2007, 05:21:21 UTC

The venom sank in and Peter walked up by the television. "Welcome to our show! You may think that a good television remote could cost you, fifty, seventy-five, or even one hundred and THIRTY dollars! But you'd be wrong. If you order this universal remote during the next twenty minutes, you can get it for the low, low price of three payments of twelve ninety-nine!"

Peter waited for the applause to subside. "But that's not all! I'll also throw in the batteries to use it!"

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! palestshadow September 25 2007, 05:24:24 UTC

Naminé heard the announcer voice and peered her head into the room.

"Who are you speaking to?" she asked.

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! peter__parker September 25 2007, 05:26:36 UTC

"All the viewers at home!" Peter answered. "And you! You see, this remote control isn't just any remote. It's a universal remote! It can work on any device in your home or spaceport!"

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! palestshadow September 25 2007, 05:28:59 UTC

"Can it really?" Naminé smiled. "And if I have no spaceport? I should hate to be missing out."

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! peter__parker September 25 2007, 05:33:08 UTC

"Never fear! We'll be selling a dehydrated spaceport later this hour. Just add water and you can launch your very own intergalactic invasion fleet!" Peter announced, clapping his hands together in excitement.. "Isn't that wild? Yeah."

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! palestshadow September 25 2007, 05:34:14 UTC

"That is very tempting," Naminé mused. "I can't tell you how many times I've wanted my very own intergalactic fleet, and had nothing but gallons and gallons of water lying around instead."

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! peter__parker September 25 2007, 05:36:26 UTC

"Then just wait right there and stay tuned for later in our program!" Peter declared.

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! palestshadow September 25 2007, 05:39:34 UTC

"I should probably purchase this remote for now," she said, with a nod. "So that I can use it on the spaceport. It wouldn't do to have a spaceport with no remote for it."

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! peter__parker September 25 2007, 05:43:41 UTC

"You can order it now for three low payments of twelve ninety-nine plus shipping & handling. Your remote will ship in six to eight weeks, offer not valid in Tennessee."

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! palestshadow September 25 2007, 05:47:37 UTC

"Dear me," Naminé said, shaking her head. "Whatever did Tenneessee do? Don't their residents deserve these low, low prices and incredible deals?"

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! peter__parker September 25 2007, 05:52:20 UTC

"They know what they did," Peter said mysteriously.

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! palestshadow September 25 2007, 06:01:49 UTC

Naminé sighed. "I shall tell them to apologize. Would that rectify the situation?"

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! peter__parker September 25 2007, 13:37:59 UTC

"Nope! Moving on, have you ever wanted to buy a couch?" Peter asked as a way to segue into his next item.

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! smartestone September 25 2007, 05:24:42 UTC

Hermione had been on her way to the kitchen for some water, but she stopped when she realized the voice she heard wasn't coming from the TV. "Peter?"

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! peter__parker September 25 2007, 05:28:20 UTC

"It looks like we have some questions from the audience!" Peter said, leading the nonexistent crowd in clapping. "Yes, the girl with the accent. What questions do you have about this fantastic product?" Peter showed off the remote.

Re: Peter as an infomercial host! smartestone September 25 2007, 05:29:50 UTC

"...What are you doing?" she asked, figuring to go with the obvious, since this was, of course, Peter. She'd follow up depending on how he answered.

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