Laundry Party!

[swerval_zero]

Found tacked to the bulletin board in the morning, in purple ink:

Laundry Party!
Want to get zombie goo out of your clothes?
Come to the laundry room on the first floor!
If I can get gremlin blood out, I can get zombie goo out.
--Zero H-S

P.S. Does anybody cut hair or know a hairdresser?
P.P.S. Am in the market for homecoming date.