First Floor Lobby - Monday Night
Hades' time in Fandom had not been entirely wasted. Human minions would come in time. There were no demons in town that were easily pushed around (and really, the ones that weren't easily persuaded weren't worth the time and effort if we could find someone easier to deal with). That left the wildlife. He would start small and work his way up.
That didn't mean he was going to pick a random groundhog from the litter that hung out near his lair. Okay, so he DID pick a random groundhog to start off with, but the groundhog had to prove herself. Hades still had standards. In exchange for stirring up some mischief, the groundhog would receive the finest apple in all the land since the groundhog was fond of apples and this was a very shiny one.
This was why this particular groundhog, known as Sooty to her friends (of which she had none), was doing backflips in the lobby, looking for trouble. She looked like a groundhog ninja, but really she was just wearing a black mask. She wasn't actually a licensed ninja.
The lack of license might have been the reason for Sooty's lack of chances to prove herself. Everything had been quiet all night from her trek from the Preserve to the school lobby. She even tried to pick a fight with a teal deer, but it spat a bee at her and scared her off.
Then Sooty saw her chance. In a very normal lobby there were some very normal fish. Those very normal fish were giving Sooty a very normal look, if one was to compare it with other looks that fish give to groundhogs. Except that all of that was a complete lie. Sooty was offended by the crude gestures she imagined that the abnormal fish were giving her.
The fish, as a result, were flushed down the nearest toilet and did not, as the cute movie with the clownfish and the stoner turtles implied, find their way to the ocean. They found their way to the sewage treatment plant instead.
And died a crunchy death.
It was very sad for them.
Sooty, however, was most pleased with herself. She sure showed them. No one looked at a groundhog ninja like that! Especially them. After all, they were just fish.
Right?
[OOC: Just establishy. Plot? What plot?]
That didn't mean he was going to pick a random groundhog from the litter that hung out near his lair. Okay, so he DID pick a random groundhog to start off with, but the groundhog had to prove herself. Hades still had standards. In exchange for stirring up some mischief, the groundhog would receive the finest apple in all the land since the groundhog was fond of apples and this was a very shiny one.
This was why this particular groundhog, known as Sooty to her friends (of which she had none), was doing backflips in the lobby, looking for trouble. She looked like a groundhog ninja, but really she was just wearing a black mask. She wasn't actually a licensed ninja.
The lack of license might have been the reason for Sooty's lack of chances to prove herself. Everything had been quiet all night from her trek from the Preserve to the school lobby. She even tried to pick a fight with a teal deer, but it spat a bee at her and scared her off.
Then Sooty saw her chance. In a very normal lobby there were some very normal fish. Those very normal fish were giving Sooty a very normal look, if one was to compare it with other looks that fish give to groundhogs. Except that all of that was a complete lie. Sooty was offended by the crude gestures she imagined that the abnormal fish were giving her.
The fish, as a result, were flushed down the nearest toilet and did not, as the cute movie with the clownfish and the stoner turtles implied, find their way to the ocean. They found their way to the sewage treatment plant instead.
And died a crunchy death.
It was very sad for them.
Sooty, however, was most pleased with herself. She sure showed them. No one looked at a groundhog ninja like that! Especially them. After all, they were just fish.
Right?
[OOC: Just establishy. Plot? What plot?]