Meme: Kill - Marry - Screw

[dollpocalypse]

IT'S SO EARLY, YOU GUYS.

Righto, I promised this meme to annieadderall and iwishiwasbig yesterday, so without further ado, since we haven't done it since a full semester before my time omg:

Tag your characters in, and others will give them three characters to choose from (from either the game or their canon or a mix of both) - one to kill, one to marry, and one to do the no-

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Topher Brink

[dollpocalypse]

Re: Topher Brink

[vanillajello]

Peter, Tony, Billy.

Re: Topher Brink

[dollpocalypse]

OH GOD WHY.

Um um um. So, uh, totally sleeping with Tony. Clearly. Because damn if that relationship would not be short-lived and waaaay too unhealthy for them to even consider attempting marriage. And the kid cannot live without his other support system, so he's gonna have to marry Peter.

Which means, uh, sorry, Billy.

Re: Topher Brink

[selfhelphero]

:( :( :( :(

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

[wesleynotponcy]

Re: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

[glacial_witch]

Katniss, Warren, Prim

Re: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

[wesleynotponcy]

YOU ARE DEEPLY DISTURBED.

So okay, Prim is not dying and he certainly isn't having any sex with her, because wow, so, uh, guess he's marrying her. Which means, uh, time for a flaily awkward first time with Katniss.

And... sorry, Warren.

Re: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

[ihavediabetes]

Buffy, Cordelia, Giles

Miley Ray Stewart

[its_theclimb]

Re: Miley Ray Stewart

[vanillajello]

Dave, Jeremy, Caroline.

Re: Miley Ray Stewart

[its_theclimb]

SIIIIIGH.

Marry: Dave, because she has weird forwardness issues in this relationship as it is.
Screw: Um, her Disney tendencies compel me to remind you that if she marries Dave she is gonna screw him, but if it must be a separate thing, then Jeremy. SIGH.
Kill: Caroline. Um. Sorry?

Re: Miley Ray Stewart

[glacial_witch]

Jono, Caroline, Kenzi

Rebecca Logan

[zetabetabrat]

Re: Rebecca Logan

[puppywithatutu]

Casey, Ashley, Cappie.

Re: Rebecca Logan

[zetabetabrat]

Well, okay, totally sleep with Cappie, because who doesn't like secret sex spies? Marry Ashleigh, because she's less of a threat to Omg Sorority Politics than Casey is, and ta-da! Sorry, Case.

Re: Rebecca Logan

[hasadestiny]

Lex, Rilla, Matt

Natalie V. Adams

[whenshewasnice]

↵

Re: Natalie V. Adams

[wrongkindofsith]

Sam, Scott Pilgrim, Todd Ingram

Re: Natalie V. Adams

[whenshewasnice]

Oh God.

Kill: Scott. ... Sorry, Scott.
Marry: Todd Ingram. She's still at the stage of idolizing the one that is currently away, sigh.
Screw: Sam.

Re: Natalie V. Adams

[annieadderall]

Topher, Toby, Kate Gregson