Today's Random Event!
Today Fandom will be inundated by duelling pirates. These pirates, however, don't duel with swords - well, they do, but it's not the swing of the sword that determines whether you live or die*, it's the lash of your tongue.
Their thrust and parry are insults. For an idea of what this involves, head over here. And here (I'd turn the sound off, though)!
If you lose, these pirates won't run you through, but rather simply rap you over the knuckles or smack you upside the head or something similar. Possibly steal your shoes. Or your pants.**
So rally your insults and hoist the puns high, for the pirates of insult are feeling quite spry.
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*Please don't actually die.
**These are more like guidelines.
...is it just me, or is this post kind of dirty?
Their thrust and parry are insults. For an idea of what this involves, head over here. And here (I'd turn the sound off, though)!
If you lose, these pirates won't run you through, but rather simply rap you over the knuckles or smack you upside the head or something similar. Possibly steal your shoes. Or your pants.**
So rally your insults and hoist the puns high, for the pirates of insult are feeling quite spry.
_____________________
*Please don't actually die.
**These are more like guidelines.
...is it just me, or is this post kind of dirty?