BDE Day One!
Here's your list of island-wide and large scale effects for Wednesday!
- People have been turned to ponies! Or griffons or dragons. More species = more chaos!
- A hedge maze is beginning to grow in the park. All features of the park are still accessible; the route there is just more convoluted. By sundown the hedges will be about five feet tall.
- Dessert weather report: partly cotton-candy-cloudy with scattered patches of possibly semi-sentient chocolate milk rain. Clouds are low-flying and prone to picking on solo targets, especially anyone who already looks miserable
- Cartoon physics have begun. Please begin to stock your bicycle pumps for squashing incidents and comically undersized umbrellas to use as parachutes after walking off unexpected cliffs!