meme: five things to five people

[likes_ducklings]

SO. We haven't done this one since -- hold on, guys -- AUGUST OF 2012.

And I think we're a smidge overdue.

Five Things to Five People

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[likes_ducklings]

1. Thank you for everything you've done to help me, here. Seriously. Without you around, I'd probably have tetanus, among other things.

2. Helping you feels like one of the better things I've done since I got out of my tower -- I've never had the opportunity to teach someone any kind of a skill before. It's kind of amazing how good that feels.

3. I really do think you're one of the most beautiful people I've met here -- especially when you're yourself.

4. If I'd ever had a sibling, I'd want them to be like you. You're protective and sweet, but not looking to inhibit anything I'm doing, either. It's a wonderful feeling.

5. I think I want to be you when I grow up...even though I think I'm actually a little older than you.

6. I don't know if I can believe anything you ever told me, now that I know what it's really like, here.

[begmetwice]

1. As is almost universally true: the real thing is so much better than every fictitious imagining of it. And I'm so glad you're my friend, even if you care distressingly little about the quality of anyone's clothing or the preservation thereof.

2. It's been forever since I've had a lady friend who wasn't a ladyfriend, if you know what I mean. You've got a wonderfully practical head on your shoulders, and it's nice to know I've got someone around I can depend upon.

3. I really don't know whether I hate you or love you, sometimes. But I think it's, "both, always." They can both exist at the same time. I'm just that complex.

4. I am vaguely unsettled by you, at times. Not enough to say anything, but enough to keep my eyes open when you're near.

5. You really need to lighten up, luv. Seriously. You're too young to start developing frown lines.

6. I know it was you who put the question box/slip of paper smut in there. Thanks for making teaching a bit more interesting for me every week, darling.

[notaweenie]

1. You and I more are like than we probably care to admit. And you're starting to rub off on me the more time I spend with you. And it's a good thing.
2. I just like hanging around you to see your reaction to everything. It's all new to you and your curiosity never holds you back.
3. I never thought I'd run into someone who has more porn than Jeremy does. It's impressive in a creepy kind of way.
4. Seeing where you came from scared the living crap out of me for obvious reasons. Nobody should have live through that. And I wonder if I can ever make you look beyond what you've experienced.
5. I admire your desire and your sense of adventure, but you're going to get hurt one of these days. You need to be more careful.
6. If it's in the fridge and has fucking label on it, don't fucking eat it. Seriously.

[likes_ducklings]

BARRY!!!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW WE GET TO DRESS UP IN COSTUMES TOMORROW AND WE GET CANDY????

Learning about new stuff is so fun.

[notaweenie]

Yes. This would be a very good example.

And we may have to put limits on how much candy you eat in one night.

Also don't eat anything from the librarian or Navaan. Just saying.

[spin_kick_snap]

OH PLEASE TELL ME THIS MEANS YOU'LL DRESS UP WITH ME! LAST YEAR, NO ONE ELSE DID!

[not_every_mage]

1. When I think about how much I care for you, I realize it's dangerous and reckless for both of us. That may just make it more fun. (I'm not going to stop.)

2. I'm proud to be your friend. And someday you need to introduce me to Tumblr; I have a feeling I'd like it there.

3. Being around you usually cheers me up, even though I always get confused when you often go from seeming like anyone I'd meet at home to talking like you're from -- well, from another world.

4. I don't understand how you do a tenth of what you do if it isn't magic, but I admire the skill and sincerity you do it with.

5. You really do feel like my sister, and like I've known you a hundred years. It's a happy accident and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[doesdoctorstuff]

1. I'd bang you.

2. I'd bang you.

3. I'd bang you.

4. I'd bang you, except for the fire thing.

5. I'd bang you AGAIN.

[furnaceface]

Look, I can't help it!

[notasalad]

*shrugs*

All right. Meet me in the alley.

[doesdoctorstuff]

Can it be the alley behind the bar? I've got important drinking to do, too.