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Like the last time they covered this topic, a handwavy e-mail was sent round letting the students know to wear clothes they wouldn't mind getting messy. Also like last time, there's a table out by the dear God not lit campfire -- but it's not covered with cream pies. Instead, there's plastic laundry tubs full of multicolored balloons
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"Okay, slapstick has its time and place, which is... in a few minutes, actually -- but now you get to try the other thing.
Your team's trapped in a tunnel, waiting for somebody to dig you out from the other end. Your second-in-command's about to strangle your team leader due to unresolved sexual tension issues about why the hell he's second in command when if you'd listened to him you wouldn't be trapped in a tunnel. Your brainiac's about to kill them both or cry, possibly both, and the spiders on the ceiling are really freaking out the big guy with the itchy trigger finger ( ... )
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But for class ..."So, so the spiders? Remind me of this really geat joke I heard," she said earnestly. "See, a grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender said, 'Y'know, we have a drink named after you.'"
She paused, hoping she was telling it right.
"And the grasshopper said, 'You have a drink named Frank?'."
And closed her eyes, hoping no one decided to bring out rotten tomatoes over that joke.
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"A Buddhist goes to a hot dog stands and says 'Make me one with everything.' "
She smirked lightly. Ahh, Buddhist humour.
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