Sexual Education [07/06] - Thursday Afternoon

Jul 06, 2006 00:22

When the students were all in the Danger Shop which they had totally handwavily been told was the location for the day, okay?, Becky smiled.

"Hi. Last workshop. What we're doing here today is putting everything you've learned to good use."

She pressed a button on the remote, and the Danger Shop transformed into a poorly-lit, crowded bar. Onstage ( Read more... )

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Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] lesssexthanmiho July 6 2006, 04:27:31 UTC
Have a seat at a bar or a table, and feel free to handwave your drinks. Admire Nancy onstage, eye the people around you, and so on. Someone'll be along to chat you up soon enough.

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] tyler_gone July 6 2006, 04:33:46 UTC
Having a girlfriend didn't mean Tyler couldn't admire the view. He got a beer and sat at a table, sipping his drink while he watched Nancy.

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] lesssexthanmiho July 6 2006, 04:38:13 UTC
A tall, monochromatic blonde in a skintight pair of pants and corset took a seat beside him.

"Hey, sailor," she murmured, looking him over.

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] tyler_gone July 6 2006, 04:41:50 UTC
"Hey," Tyler agreed.

He paused for a moment, then remembered he was supposed to try to pick her up. Hmm. He decided it wasn't cheating because she wasn't real.

"Can I buy you a drink?," he asked, trying to sound like he didn't care.

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] lesssexthanmiho July 6 2006, 04:45:41 UTC
"Sure. Beer'd be fine," she replied, raising one neat brow. "Come here often? Haven't seen you here before - and I'm sure I'd notice you."

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] tyler_gone July 6 2006, 04:50:13 UTC
Tyler motioned to the bartender for a second beer, then shook his head.

He drew a deep breath. "I'm new in town. Is this a nice place?"

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] lesssexthanmiho July 6 2006, 04:53:43 UTC
"The company's usually not bad," she purred. "Nice place to meet people. Call me Wendy."

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] tyler_gone July 6 2006, 04:58:48 UTC
"Tyler Durden," Tyler said. He let his hand rest on the bar almost close enough to touch Wendy's fingers. "I..." He licked his lips. "I sell soap."

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] lesssexthanmiho July 6 2006, 05:06:18 UTC
"Do you meet a lot of dirty people, Mr. Durden?" Wendy asked softly, tracing her fingertip along his arm. "Or can I call you Tyler?"

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] tyler_gone July 6 2006, 05:10:16 UTC
Tyler's drink sloshed a little in his trembling hand. "Tyler's fine," he said.

"And not ... not as often as I used to," he continued, growing bold. "Fandom's pretty clean."

It was virtual. Totally not cheating, right? He gulped.

"Want a demonstration of my products?"

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] lesssexthanmiho July 6 2006, 05:13:30 UTC
"I'd love that," she murmured. "Maybe somewhere a little more secluded? There's an alley in back, if you'd like to show me there. Or, well, my place isn't far."

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] tyler_gone July 6 2006, 05:16:56 UTC
"Your place might be nice," Tyler said, leaning close to her ear and checking to make sure no one was watching. But he was letting himself enjoy this. Mostly. "You have a shower? I could help you test out a few things."

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] lesssexthanmiho July 6 2006, 05:27:25 UTC
Wendy smirked at him, and kept her voice low. "Could you? And I don't suppose you'd want to limit it to just the shower, would you? Anything special I should know about your...sales pitch? I have some equipment of my own that could be put to use in this endeavor, I think."

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] tyler_gone July 6 2006, 05:34:50 UTC
Tyler dropped his hand to Wendy's thigh, and his breah felt hot even in his own mouth. "We use the finest all-natural ingredients. Our products are hand-made with love," he said.
"And I've never had any complaints."

He leaned in even closer. "Of course, the soaps work well with anything else you might use in your beauty routine. Not that a girl like you probably needs much."

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] lesssexthanmiho July 6 2006, 05:43:11 UTC
Wendy grinned. "Then come along, Tyler Durden," she said softly, sliding off her barstool and taking him by the hand. "I suddenly feel awfully dirty and in need of some special care."

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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [07/06] tyler_gone July 6 2006, 05:45:59 UTC
Tyler gripped Wendy's hand. "I'm sure we can do something about that," he said, and followed wherever she might lead.

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