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Sexual Education [06/22] - Thursday Afternoon

Jun 21, 2006 23:30

When the students arrived at the Main Campfire for their Sex Ed workshop, they may have noticed something a little different. The instructor was less monochrome than normal. And more masculine. And he had significantly less hair ( Read more... )

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Q&A [WS5] bluth_illusions June 22 2006, 04:34:51 UTC

Ask GOB anything about sex. He will answer it truthfully. Unless he lies. Or makes something up. Or dodges the question.

Re: Q&A [WS5] walter_n_wires June 22 2006, 05:01:39 UTC

"Was this the current educational material when you were a teenager, Mr. Bluth?"

Re: Q&A [WS5] bluth_illusions June 22 2006, 05:06:38 UTC

"God, no," GOB said. "I wasn't even born yet. I got the hippie crap."

Re: Q&A [WS5] walter_n_wires June 22 2006, 05:17:13 UTC

"Oh." Walter shrugged. "You looked old enough."

Re: Q&A [WS5] bluth_illusions June 22 2006, 05:19:41 UTC

"Yeah, well, you're an idiot. Next question," GOB said.

Re: Q&A [WS5] walter_n_wires June 22 2006, 05:25:21 UTC

"Have you ever gotten someone pregnant while watching a sex ed video?"

Re: Q&A [WS5] bluth_illusions June 22 2006, 05:31:41 UTC

"No, not unless being in the back of a classroom in high school gave my hand special abilities," GOB said. "And it didn't."

Re: Q&A [WS5] walter_n_wires June 22 2006, 05:34:51 UTC

Walter digested that bit of information, interpreted it in a way that made him cough to cover a snicker, and waved a hand to indicate that he was now done with his questioning.

Re: Q&A [WS5] bluth_illusions June 22 2006, 05:46:01 UTC

GOB thought about what he said for a moment. "There was a girl involved! Jenny Stevens. She was hot."

Re: Q&A [WS5] strongestgirl June 22 2006, 05:57:57 UTC

"Oh it's okay. We all heard the movie say that it's perfectly natural!"

Re: Q&A [WS5] bluth_illusions June 22 2006, 06:02:02 UTC

"Oh, it was perfectly natural that night at her house," GOB said.

"But that was before condoms were so widely available. Use them, kids."

Re: Q&A [WS5] walter_n_wires June 22 2006, 06:15:49 UTC

Walter was having to call on his training to comment with a mostly straight face, "They arrest you for doing that in the bushes outside someone's window, you know?"

Re: Q&A [WS5] bluth_illusions June 22 2006, 06:22:05 UTC

"You know, you think that's funny, but I could school you by twisting the word 'bush' around on you. But I'm above that," GOB said. "I was behind Jenny, though."

Re: Q&A [WS5] walter_n_wires June 22 2006, 06:39:49 UTC

"Did she notice?" Walter asked innocently.

Re: Q&A [WS5] bluth_illusions June 22 2006, 06:51:21 UTC

"Oh, she noticed," GOB said in a cocky manner. "And so did her parents. Jenny wasn't a quiet girl. Everything before that was great, though."

Re: Q&A [WS5] strongestgirl June 22 2006, 16:18:14 UTC

Pippi made a note in her notebook, something about twisting shrubbery.

She wonders if they'll be tested on this.

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