Campfire Stories & Songs #4, 06/13/06, Main Campfire, Evening
Lyta Alexander
Pip Bernadette
Hamlet Dane Jr
Demyx
Timothy Desmond
Walter Dornez
Jude Lizowski
Greg Sanders
Nadia Santos
"Evening, dudes!" Ted chirped. There was the usual junk food banquet. "It's time for another story from me, and then another story from one of you, and then a song. But I've changed the way the class will work. Spooky Dude and Faerie Tale Dude have done a most excellent job of telling their stories, but from now on you can just jump in with a story if you have one. It would be most excellent if everyone could tell one at least once, but just do it when you feel like you've got one to tell."
He launched into his story. "This is the story of Belloe and the Beast."
"Once upon a time there was a beautiful amazon-type babe named Belloe. Belloe lived with her Dad, who was a crazy inventer dude, much like my good friend Station, but with less body hair and he couldn't split himself in two. Belloe was totally smart too. She wasn't like the other babes who were into reading Cosmo or watching America's Next Top Model. She liked to look after her Dad and go hunting in the forest and generally scare people a lot by staring at them.
Then there was this main hunter dude, GOBston, who drank a lot and ate a lot and fought a lot and totally wanted to mack on Belloe. But Belloe wasn't into him and threw him in a duck pond. So anyway, one day Belloe's Dad was travelling in the woods - because that's where people travel in these stories - and he got lost. So he went to this house that he found and he asked to stay the night. The servants said 'sure dude, no problem' but the Master totally got mad and locked him in the dungeon.
I forget what happened next, but afterwards Belloe went looking for her Dad and got the Master dude, who it turns out, was a furry beast, agreed to do a trade. So Belloe stayed and Dad went home. The Beast was all "Grr don't touch my hat, gee I'm sorry for speaking like that to you GRR NO I'M NOT." He totally sounded bipolar.
Anyway, Belloe and the Beast totally hated each other first, but then as they got to know each other, Belloe found out that he used to be a nice guy. In fact, he used to be a well-spoken Mountie, but there was this curse thing.
Then back home Dad told GOBston that Belloe was captured by this Beast dude and he got a mob together with pitchforks and hockey sticks and stuff and they went to go kill him. But Belloe had fallen in love with the Beast and his special hat in the high tower that she wasn't allowed to touch and so she totally pulled out her sawn off shotgun and popped a cap in GOBston's butt to save the Beast. But GOBston had already shot the Beast and so he died. But then Belloe told the Beast that he loved her! It was a most dramatic moment, and then the curse was broken and he came back to life and then he mutated into a normal human Mountie dude! And his hat came flying down.
It was most triumphant, and they lived happily ever after. THE END."