Campfire Stories & Songs #3, 06/06/06, Main Campfire, Evening
Lyta Alexander (Week 7 - July 4)
Pip Bernadette (??)
Hamlet Dane Jr (Week 5 - June 20)
Demyx (Week 7 - July 4)
Timothy Desmond (Week 3 - June 6, today!)
Walter Dornez (done!)
Jude Lizowski (Week 5 - June 20)
Greg Sanders (Week 6 - June 27)
Nadia Santos (Week 4 - June 13)
"Evening, dudes!" Ted greeted cheerily. There was a feast of marshmallows, smores and various other junk food, as well as some grilled fish on the fire. It was nearly ready. "Seeing as though today's 06/06/06, the most non-triumphant number ever and Satan's personal favorite, I'm not gonna tell you a scary story. If you want one of those, watch Jerry Springer, dudes. Those are some scary people. Instead, I'm gonna tell you a fairy tale!"
Ted cleared his throat and set the scene. "Once upon a time there was a babe named Rorpunzel. She was totally hot, and had way long hair. She was locked in this tower by this most heinous dude named, uh, Cr...Blighton. Blighton had a moustache and twirled it a lot like a bad dude. So every day, Rorpunzel would be all 'Liek woe' and she'd read a lot and totally get emo because she didn't have a dude to keep her company and tell her her hair was pretty.
Then one day, there was this other dude, uh, Dane who came along and yelled up to her. 'Hey, Rorpunzel dudette! Throw down your hair and we can totally be emo together!' But she whined that her hair would get dirty, so he promised to get a blanket so it wouldn't get dirty, and then he promised coffee, so she threw her hair down and he climbed up it and they were emo together.
But then a tank knocked over the tower that Rorpunzel was in and they had to get out. So then this Mountie came along and offered to take them to safety, and they totally went, but along the way they ran into a group of ninjas! So the ninjas kidnapped Rorpunzel and Dane was totally emo again, and then Dane and the Mountie went back to Rorpunzel's home town to get help. And they were lucky 'cause a pirate ship was in town and the pirates were totally into fighting the ninjas. And then some cowboys came along and THEY wanted to help and then a ship full of monkeys came as well, and then robots landed and it was THE BEST THING EVER.
Uh, so they went and saved Rorpunzel and lived happily ever after. THE END. Your turn, Faerie-Tale Dude."
[OOC: Story this time is weeeeak. Inspiration, where are you?]