School Announcements, April 23
Zordon is not the enemy of people sleeping in late. It's merely an unfortunate coincidence that the early announcements make it seem that way.
"Good morning. Today marks the beginning of National Dark-Sky Week, in which residents of the United States are encouraged to help reduce light pollution. We here at Fandom High would like to encourage the reduction of sprite pollution as well. Your cooperation in reducing the amount of lemon-lime soda cans, itinerant diminutive fairy creatures, spayed female ferrets, British motorcycles, and rudimentary two-dimensional computer graphics that may be left lying around is greatly appreciated.
"Students would also be advised to proceed with caution when exiting the dorms, as the oak trees nearest the dorm building entrances are suffering from extreme boredom and hurling acorns at anyone within range. Thank you, and have a low-tannic-acid day."
[OOC: Bored acorn-hurling trees courtesy of cameronmitchell. Suggestions are always welcome, and will be stockpiled like raw materials in my Pharaoh game.]
"Good morning. Today marks the beginning of National Dark-Sky Week, in which residents of the United States are encouraged to help reduce light pollution. We here at Fandom High would like to encourage the reduction of sprite pollution as well. Your cooperation in reducing the amount of lemon-lime soda cans, itinerant diminutive fairy creatures, spayed female ferrets, British motorcycles, and rudimentary two-dimensional computer graphics that may be left lying around is greatly appreciated.
"Students would also be advised to proceed with caution when exiting the dorms, as the oak trees nearest the dorm building entrances are suffering from extreme boredom and hurling acorns at anyone within range. Thank you, and have a low-tannic-acid day."
[OOC: Bored acorn-hurling trees courtesy of cameronmitchell. Suggestions are always welcome, and will be stockpiled like raw materials in my Pharaoh game.]