School Announcements, April 13
Once again the announcements are very prompt today. People with no early classes may start hoping this doesn't become a trend.
"Good morning. The slime attacks and w -- spontaneous bouts of hydration are continuing to occur today. They have unfortunately been joined by spontaneous creamed corn attacks which appear to have no trigger word and in fact happen entirely at random. Those of you who are mobile, good luck in avoiding them. Thank you, and please remember the importance of personal hygiene at this time."
"Good morning. The slime attacks and w -- spontaneous bouts of hydration are continuing to occur today. They have unfortunately been joined by spontaneous creamed corn attacks which appear to have no trigger word and in fact happen entirely at random. Those of you who are mobile, good luck in avoiding them. Thank you, and please remember the importance of personal hygiene at this time."