School Announcements, April 5

Apr 05, 2006 11:38

So apparently Fandom lemurs don't eat metal. They will, however, chew through wiring, which explains why the announcements don't happen until lunchtime and why Zordon even sounds distinctly cranky.

"Good . . . day, everyone. I hope your shoes and personal effects are still intact. It appears the lemurs are still around today. It also appears that some of them are quite adept in dance styles from the 1970s and 80s and will take requests." As if on cue, somewhere in the background "The Hustle" starts playing.

"Finally, participants in this afternoon's kissing event would be advised to keep their activities to a level acceptable for public consumption. Thank y -- Alpha, get this lemur off my tube!"

The PA system cuts off abruptly, and with a loud pop. Oops. Alpha 5 will apparently have another rewiring job to do.

[OOC: Carrying on with yesterday's lemur invasion, because seriously, lemurs are cute. Thanks again to marsheadtilt.]

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