A Very Special Sunday Morning PA Announcement

Jan 22, 2006 11:28

The PA comes to life with a hum and a pop, and Zordon's voice can be heard to say the following.

"Would the following teenagers with attitude please report to the Command Center as soon as possible today:

Archibald Kennedy
Samuel Throgmorten Anders

I warned you both about this behavior. I see neither of you seems to be capable of listening, therefore you both get to deal with the consequences.

Apologies to the rest of the student body, if this announcement is waking you from your well-earned weekend rest. Feel free to voice your displeasure at the two miscreants in question. After I'm done with them. That will be all. Thank you."

If it were possible for a monotone to sound irritated, now would be the time. With another hum and pop, the PA system shuts off.

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