Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 10/7
Class today featured one Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino on the desk. Just sitting there. Lonely.
"So, today was going to be about how awesome alcoholism is for dealing with your issues, but apparently that's a bad thing," Deadpool said, clearly not buying that one. "Everyone knows the rowdy drunk guy is a favorite at parties! And on the street. And harassing people in the bathroom."
Waaaait a minute...
"Oh, look, I've learned a lesson and shared it with you. Keep your alcoholism, like your shameful addiction to Kitchen Nightmare, in the privacy of your own home. End of story."
No one had actually learned anything from that, but cool. Cool cool cool.
"Free drink for whoever can get me an actual drink before class is over," he said cheerfully. "And if you're confused about what I mean, you've already failed the test. There will be no Robin Williams moment here. You suck. And it is your fault."
"So, today was going to be about how awesome alcoholism is for dealing with your issues, but apparently that's a bad thing," Deadpool said, clearly not buying that one. "Everyone knows the rowdy drunk guy is a favorite at parties! And on the street. And harassing people in the bathroom."
Waaaait a minute...
"Oh, look, I've learned a lesson and shared it with you. Keep your alcoholism, like your shameful addiction to Kitchen Nightmare, in the privacy of your own home. End of story."
No one had actually learned anything from that, but cool. Cool cool cool.
"Free drink for whoever can get me an actual drink before class is over," he said cheerfully. "And if you're confused about what I mean, you've already failed the test. There will be no Robin Williams moment here. You suck. And it is your fault."