Mar 31, 2014 00:29
The Danger Shop looked an awful lot like a movie theater today. It also looked like Batman wasn't here.
But right after class was supposed to begin - and hopefully after everyone had a seat - the movie screen lit up with a message from the Batman.
"I apologize for not making it to class today. You've already missed out on several weeks of instruction due to the insanity in Fandom. But I had to return to Gotham City to make sure that Fandom's issues didn't cause any problems there. This is your lesson for today; the people you protect come first. Always. Even if it means you actually have to resort to..." Batman didn't sigh. It was implied, but he did not actually sigh. "... a movie day. Be prepared for an especially difficult lesson next week."
As his image disappeared, a loud "CHUNG CHUNG" could be heard.
Guess who was getting Law & Order reruns, everyone!
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