Mar 28, 2014 00:12
All the students in the class were getting e-mail that morning:
From: Dr. Hannibal Lecter
Subject: Today's class
Importance: High
Due to the increasingly lethal population of the island, class today will be optional, and held in the gourmet suite of the Arms Hotel. If you choose not to attend, it will not affect your grade; should you choose to show, you will obtain extra credit and be given the opportunity to taste dinosaur meat.
Hannibal wasn't going anywhere today, but if you wanted to, he would feed you.
cooking