Advanced Criminal Justice, Monday, Period 3
The Batman's run with the Cubs during spring training was kind of confusing because he wasn't invited to be on the team and he certainly wasn't signed to a contract, but boy, could he sock some dingers, and that helped him stick around. But after a week, it was as if he remembered that he had more important things to do. So he packed up, put his cowl back on, and returned to Fandom.
It was okay, everyone. Batman was back and everything was back to normal.
"Bonjour, classe," Batman said, in an outrageous French accent, his dialogue poorly written as if it had gone through some sort of search engine translation. This probably explained why the Danger Shop looked like a French public space rather than an urban American rooftop. "J'espère que vous avez apprécié les vacances de printemps. Mais le temps de repos est terminée et maintenant nous devons être de retour au travail! Aujourd'hui, nous allons discuter de la façon de construire la grande arme de la justice commune, la guillotine."
If you followed any of that, you probably knew you were in for a hell of a class. And if you didn't get into it, heads might roll! Oh, Revolutionary humor.
Seriously, though, he started telling you how to build a guillotine, so you had better start getting supplies together from that pile at the edge of the square.
It was okay, everyone. Batman was back and everything was back to normal.
"Bonjour, classe," Batman said, in an outrageous French accent, his dialogue poorly written as if it had gone through some sort of search engine translation. This probably explained why the Danger Shop looked like a French public space rather than an urban American rooftop. "J'espère que vous avez apprécié les vacances de printemps. Mais le temps de repos est terminée et maintenant nous devons être de retour au travail! Aujourd'hui, nous allons discuter de la façon de construire la grande arme de la justice commune, la guillotine."
If you followed any of that, you probably knew you were in for a hell of a class. And if you didn't get into it, heads might roll! Oh, Revolutionary humor.
Seriously, though, he started telling you how to build a guillotine, so you had better start getting supplies together from that pile at the edge of the square.