Practical Etiquette [Thursday, July 25, 2013, 2nd period]
If the Danger Shop today smelled like popcorn and spilled soda that was because Josh had decided to take you all to the movies!
If you were afraid, it was because you were very, very smart.
"All you want to do is go to the theater, plonk down your forty bucks and see a movie while drinking a vat of soda and swimming in a small pool of popcorn," Josh said, "as is what I'm pretty sure is your Constitutional right."
It wasn't.
"But then other people have to come to the theater too and ruin everything. Your task today: get yourself a snack and sit through the previews and a movie without killing anyone nearby. It's gonna be harder than it sounds."
If you were afraid, it was because you were very, very smart.
"All you want to do is go to the theater, plonk down your forty bucks and see a movie while drinking a vat of soda and swimming in a small pool of popcorn," Josh said, "as is what I'm pretty sure is your Constitutional right."
It wasn't.
"But then other people have to come to the theater too and ruin everything. Your task today: get yourself a snack and sit through the previews and a movie without killing anyone nearby. It's gonna be harder than it sounds."