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This Thing You Humans Call Love [Wednesday, 2nd Period]

Jul 11, 2013 02:11

Bond was having class within a perfectly normal classroom today, albeit one with small piles of index cards placed on all the desks. Once his students had arrived he began.

( Let's talk about s-e-x )

love and romance

Comments 24

Sign In - TCL [01] doubleohblonde July 10 2013, 16:13:00 UTC

Talking about you and me...

Re: Sign In - TCL [01] callmemavy July 10 2013, 16:32:23 UTC

Mavis Dracula

(Who will be animal-transformed and absent next week due to Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan ComicCon.)

Re: Sign In - TCL [01] fairest_blood July 10 2013, 17:11:46 UTC

Snow White

Re: Sign In - TCL [01] 3girls_1core July 10 2013, 19:18:10 UTC

Sholeh Zeela a Zhahar

Thread 5

Listen to Bond! - TCL [01] doubleohblonde July 10 2013, 16:14:09 UTC

Who doesn't want you to die of embarrassment before the end of summer, really he doesn't!

Re: Listen to Bond! - TCL [01] callmemavy July 10 2013, 16:45:05 UTC

That jawdrop on the perky goth chick wasn't because his eyes were just. that. blue. (Though they were.) It was because she'd thought that she was taking a zoology class, not... this.

"So we're gonna learn about human biology and then apply it to us?"

Hunh. "Cool!"

Re: Listen to Bond! - TCL [01] fairest_blood July 10 2013, 17:13:10 UTC

Snow was just going to sit quietly and turn bright, bright red.

Re: Listen to Bond! - TCL [01] 3girls_1core July 10 2013, 19:19:14 UTC

...Too late, Bond. Too late.

Introductions - TCL [01] doubleohblonde July 10 2013, 16:15:12 UTC

Name, year, why you're taking this class.

Re: Introductions - TCL [01] callmemavy July 10 2013, 16:55:39 UTC

"I'm Mavis. I guess I'm a Junior? I was homeschooled before this, but that's where they put me. And I took this class because I wanted to know more about how humans work."

Re: Introductions - TCL [01] doubleohblonde July 10 2013, 17:02:51 UTC

Bond was going to take a stab in the dark and guess Mavis wasn't human. "An admirable goal," he said. "Some of things we talk about may apply cross-species, though it's always wise to double check. Especially where anatomy is concerned."

Re: Introductions - TCL [01] fairest_blood July 10 2013, 17:17:30 UTC

"I'm Snow White, and I'm a junior," Snow said, still confused as to just how she'd ended up with this class. She supposed it was something she would have to know.

Thread 11

Index Cards! - TCL [01] doubleohblonde July 10 2013, 16:17:16 UTC

Bond has a box to put cards with any questions or what previous sex ed you've had in. He is studiously not paying attention to who might be putting anything in it as well.

Re: Index Cards! - TCL [01] callmemavy July 10 2013, 17:00:13 UTC

In incredibly neat and rather Victorian penmanship, one card read:

I only know what my Dad told me about this stuff, and sometimes he can be a little...Dad.

So do humans really bite people's toes? If so, why? Because eww.

Talk to Bond - TCL [01] doubleohblonde July 10 2013, 16:18:14 UTC

In case you have any questions you can ask to his face.