Yesterday everyone was an adult with something along the lines of marriage, families, careers, or probably at least something fulfilling in their lives. Today everyone got to go back to being teenagers who were taking a class on Nicolas Cage movies.
Look at your lives. Look at your choices.
"So, that was weird," Jaye said. "Anyway, today you're getting a
movie that's actually kind of offensive in its misogyny and portrayal of pagans but it's so stupid that you should be way more offended by the fact that they thought you'd enjoy this. And then you realize it's got Nicolas Cage in a bear suit and it's not worth any offense because it's just. that. dumb. Have fun with that."