Advanced Survivalism, Friday, Period 1
Danger Shop today, everyone! Today the thing looked like a barn that had been decorated for a school dance out in rural America. There was a reason for this, of course. But that didn't mean Batman was going to explain the reason.
The only thing he said was, "You've been a good class so far, dealing with everything I've thrown your way with only minimal resistance. This is my way of saying thank you. The drinks and refreshments are real. Enjoy the party."
As the music started up, he turned away, walked into a shadowy corner of the barn, and disappeared.
That was probably the moment when you should start worrying about what the hell the actual lesson was today. Batman was aware of this, which is why the zombies didn't attack for another ten minutes.
The only thing he said was, "You've been a good class so far, dealing with everything I've thrown your way with only minimal resistance. This is my way of saying thank you. The drinks and refreshments are real. Enjoy the party."
As the music started up, he turned away, walked into a shadowy corner of the barn, and disappeared.
That was probably the moment when you should start worrying about what the hell the actual lesson was today. Batman was aware of this, which is why the zombies didn't attack for another ten minutes.