Gun Club

[mparkerceo]

Parker is examining her newest purchases, and nobody gets to touch them. She'll slap your hand if you try.

Targets are set up-- with a specialty on gremlin silhouettes.

Have at it.

ETA: Best score on the Gremlin silhouettes gets a case of free ammo and a bottle of your choice of booze from Parker.

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Aeryn walks in, still wondering exactly how to get a target that won't get incinerated with a pulse blast. Not that she really cares today. It's not like the shots have ever started a fire on the paper targets...

[mparkerceo]

"Hey, Aeryn, I have something set up for you," Parker says, motioning Aeryn to gallery #5. "Metal targets, with teflon coating. Hopefully these will work and not completely disappear on you."

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Aeryn follows her over. "We'll see how this goes," she says with a little smile, and a moment later is firing a shot into it.

((And I have no idea what effect that would have. Do you? *g*))

[mparkerceo]

Parker winces, then smiles-- the shot raced around the target before finally burning out, and you could see the scorch mark where Aeryn's ammo hit. "Whew. I wasn't sure that was going to work."

[[are you kidding? I'm just the F/X. Talk to the weapons expert, if you can get him out of the bar.]]

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"Good thing it did," Aeryn says. "Where'd you get this?"

((*sighs* Second time this week I'm gonna have to drag someone out of a room...))

[mparkerceo]

"I had Broots check around police stations, to see what they used for Tazer practice. I had them up the coating, because I wasn't sure it would be enough, this is about three times as thick." Parker looks pleased. "We'll see how long they last, but since you'll be the only one using them, they shouldn't break any time soon."

Cocking her head, she added, "Your goof of a boyfriend was in here earlier. I think he wanted to try some shooting, but was too nervous. He said he'd talk to you about it."

[[you can always call Security. Hell, that's what they're getting paid for. I'll be putting the CGI on the Little Yellow Bolts of Light.]]

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Aeryn raises an eyebrow. "He came in here willingly? No one had to drag him? Or had one of these to his head?"

((Or the Kent McCord police in town, but we're mad at him right now for being a mean daddy to John.))

[mparkerceo]

Parker laughed. "He came in to give me a hard time, as usual. Then admitted that he wasn't sure about using a gun. He's afraid of hurting someone. I told him to talk to you, so expect a discussion at some point in the future."

[[We hates him! He ticketed our van! And he's a Mean Daddy! We hate all Mean Daddies!]]

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"I'm sure he probably used one during zombie weekend, but I'm not sure I could see him with one," she says, shaking her head. She pauses. "He's not going to end up wearing gold pants again for whatever he said, is he?"

((Your van?! Oh, no he di'n't. We hates Lee's daddy, too! For he hates toast and poetry!))

[mparkerceo]

Parker coughs, then chortles. "No, no. Actually, I don't think Crichton's going to be betting against me again. Heh. Unfortunately. He looked good in those pants." She cocks her head. "Well, it's not like it wouldn't be a useful skill around here. For gremlin-hunting, if nothing else."

[[My beautiful black van with the Death Star on it. Meanie! And yes, Lee's daddy sucks! He made Callisto cry, and she's not even his kid!]]

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"Very true. On all counts," she adds as an afterthought. Though the pants will still be burned, if she has anything to say about it.

"You never know when zombies will attack again." She fires off another shot. "I really like this target."

((Officer Kent McCord deserves rage for that! As does Lee's daddy! Because making Callisto cry is never cool!))

[mparkerceo]

"Glad you're happy with it." Parker grins, and moves away. "Come find me if you want to do the regular target shooting again."

[[Damn straight! I used to like Officer McCord! But we should find that other Adam-12 guy, and tell on him!]]

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"I will."

((Yes! Ooh! If I wasn't at my character limit, I would totally bring in one of the guys from Homicide to make Office McCord apologize to everyone he's wronged! We'll see how he handles The Box!))

[mparkerceo]

[[Pendleton would *so* kick his ass. Am now yearning for a Pendleton, damnit.]]

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((If I thought I could do him any justice, I so would. But alas, I am nowhere near that kind of awesome. I'd even love to see a Bayliss wandering the halls, back when he was all shiny and new...))