Re: Listen to the Lecturechief_cheerioFebruary 28 2011, 17:18:39 UTC
Seriously, two percent? Quinn got so distracted focusing on that, and how she probably needed to pee on a stick, that she was unable to look properly smug about the abstinence shout-out.
Re: Listen to the LecturetripledmyselfFebruary 28 2011, 17:23:47 UTC
Nathan had expected the safe sex lecture at some points so, as soon as it started, he half paid attention and half wondered what sorts of balloon animals you could make out of condoms. It would probably depend on the size. Magnums would make great poodles.
Activity: Water Balloons!justhisbloggerFebruary 28 2011, 16:53:52 UTC
...Sort of.
Pair off and grab some condoms. Fill them up like water balloons. A small percentage of them have holes in them, so be careful - you're allowed to splash each other if the condom's fine, but if there's a hole, you're done!
Re: Activity: Water Balloons!shes_got_legsFebruary 28 2011, 17:21:13 UTC
Wait, wait, wait. So the point of the exercise was to fill up the condoms like water balloons?
Just when Ariel was worried she was getting bored with this class, something like this came around. She grabbed a handful and didn't even care if she wound up with some holes, because that would make it even more fun!
She may have been missing the point, though. That's what you get for introducing an element of water and getting wet into the mix.
Re: Activity: Water Balloons!tripledmyselfFebruary 28 2011, 17:30:01 UTC
"Planning on starting a condom war?" Nathan asked, wandering over. "That's a lot of fucking condoms right there. I'm impressed by your dedication to the activity."
Re: Activity: Water Balloons!shes_got_legsFebruary 28 2011, 17:34:41 UTC
"Better safe than sorry!" Ariel chirped. "And, seriously, did they really think this through? Did they really say to themselves, 'Let's give a bunch of teenagers some condoms and tell them to fill them with water,' and not expect a war to break out?"
And then she giggled, ducking her head closer to Nathan as she lowered her voice, "You think I could get one of the teachers with one?"
Re: Talk to the Teachersshes_got_legsFebruary 28 2011, 19:31:32 UTC
They had divided and now Ariel and Nathan hoped to conquer, now that their condoms were successfully filled with water and tied to make balloons, and the only thing missing were targets for them.
And targets in the form of teachers were easily found. On the cry of three, Ariel launched hers at Dr. Watson.
Re: Talk to the TeachersjusthisbloggerFebruary 28 2011, 19:36:16 UTC
Dr. Watson may have been a soldier a few years ago, but that didn't mean his ducking skills were that much better. ...A little better, though, which explained why about half the water content of that balloon splashed all over the wall, instead of over Dr. Watson's face, where the rest of it wound up.
He was immediately alert. Mostly by ducking instinctively into a combat-ready position.
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Pair off and grab some condoms. Fill them up like water balloons. A small percentage of them have holes in them, so be careful - you're allowed to splash each other if the condom's fine, but if there's a hole, you're done!
Water-proof coats available beforehand.
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Just when Ariel was worried she was getting bored with this class, something like this came around. She grabbed a handful and didn't even care if she wound up with some holes, because that would make it even more fun!
She may have been missing the point, though. That's what you get for introducing an element of water and getting wet into the mix.
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And then she giggled, ducking her head closer to Nathan as she lowered her voice, "You think I could get one of the teachers with one?"
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He might've missed London like one could miss a limb.
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And targets in the form of teachers were easily found. On the cry of three, Ariel launched hers at Dr. Watson.
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He was immediately alert. Mostly by ducking instinctively into a combat-ready position.
Give him a few seconds.
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