Ethics [Tuesday, March 23, 2nd period]

[sith_happened]

Today Anakin's desk was covered with droid babies in bassinets. Each baby had a tiny stuffed Ewok tucked next to it. Hush

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Sign in [3/23]

[sith_happened]

Like Anakin has just RUINED YOUR LIFE.

Re: Sign in [3/23]

[imonscholarship]

Dan Humphrey

Re: Sign in [3/23]

[willbethenight]

Bruce Wayne

Re: Sign in [3/23]

[likesscoundrels]

Leia Organa

Listen to the lecture [3/23]

[sith_happened]

Ahh, droid babies. Aren't they cute and not at all creepy?

Re: Listen to the lecture [3/23]

[likesscoundrels]

...

Re: Listen to the lecture [3/23]

[willbethenight]

Was Bruce giving a death glare throughout the lecture? Why yes, yes he was.

Re: Listen to the lecture [3/23]

[bitch_prince]

"What?"

...

Really, Anakin, did you really think you could improve upon what years of lectures about muddying the succession had done to Arthur's conception of 'sleeping with women'?

He just stared. "Technically," he started, sensibly, "...this isn't supposed to be a problem until I get married."

Pair #1: Griffin O'Conner (TA) & Effy Stonem

[sith_happened]

And your handsome little screaming boy.

Re: Pair #1: Griffin O'Conner (TA) & Effy Stonem

[pastmewrong]

Oh, right, they would have the loud one, wouldn't they?

Effy was hardly the expert at dealing with babies, and even less of an expert at dealing with electronic ones. Maybe Griff was secretly the paternal type... A girl could hope.

In the meantime, "Got any bright ideas on shutting it up, dad?" She could take her amusement from teasing her new fake babydaddy. Making him flail was a pastime.

Re: Pair #1: Griffin O'Conner (TA) & Effy Stonem

[youcantfollow]

Yeah, there was no way Griff was feeling paternal here. And clearly the professor hated him for sticking him with the roommate's girl for the assignment. "Maybe you should pick it up, mum," Griff shot back, trying not to look like he was terrified of the thing.

Re: Pair #1: Griffin O'Conner (TA) & Effy Stonem

[pastmewrong]

Effy wrinkled her nose as she looked down at it. "Why don't you? Sure you're a natural." Or, at the very least, more natural than her. That wouldn't take much.

Then again, the look on his face said otherwise. "Bet it doesn't bite."

Pair #2: Andy Gallagher & Claire Bennet

[sith_happened]

And your little girl!

Re: Pair #2: Andy Gallagher & Claire Bennet

[wantstocheer]

Okay, at least they got a girl. Claire was now considering going shopping for cute little outfits.

Maybe even a wee baby cheerleading outfit.

"So, what should we call her?" she asked her partner.

Re: Pair #2: Andy Gallagher & Claire Bennet

[noteviltwin]

Andy picked up the stuffed ewok and made it dance for the baby. "I'm not very good with names. Do you have any ideas?"

Re: Pair #2: Andy Gallagher & Claire Bennet

[wantstocheer]

Claire was grateful to have a partner who didn't seem freaked out by the assignment.

"Hmmm, um..." she considered her options and then suggested, "maybe Natalie? After my dad, Nathan?"

Pair #3: Arthur Pendragon & Illyria

[sith_happened]

And your baby boy!

Re: Pair #3: Arthur Pendragon & Illyria

[bitchy_smurf]

Illyria eyed the thing with distaste and no small amount of confusion. "It's a--" Robot was conveniently supplied for her, complete with Texas accent; out of spite she reached for "--golem," instead.

Re: Pair #3: Arthur Pendragon & Illyria

[bitch_prince]

"Golem?" Arthur echoed, and looked at it. Dubiously.

It looked like a real person, but it clearly wasn't. "Right..."

Re: Pair #3: Arthur Pendragon & Illyria

[bitchy_smurf]

"A figure animated by magic." But of course it wasn't. Illyria sniffed. "Magic, science. No matter the method, it isn't alive."