care for magical creatures | monday | fourth period | november 30
The long weekend was over and Loki was back in the classroom. He'd had a thought of making the students watch another movie but thought that'd be like a fucking cop out after doing it last week. So, he'd actually come up with some things to do like the good fucking teacher that he was.
"Welcome back. If you had a good holiday, good for you. If you didn't, buy yourself a hooker and make it better," he said crudely, grinning. "For today, we're going to ease back into it. Today, we're going to be talking about trolls. When you think of trolls, what generally comes to mind? Really short and fucking ugly creatures, right? Well, that's pretty much what they are but there's a little more to them. They're mean fuckers who proved that by attacking the island a few years back. Yeah, imagine that, little ugly fuckers attacking the island and almost winning. Wouldn't have been something to brag about, right?"
Loki was glad he hadn't been here for that yet. Trolls were gross and they smelled and just ew.
"There are different types of trolls and that's what I want you to take a look at today," Loki continued. "While the general idea of trolls being ugly little guys is a good one, they aren't always like that. So, take a look at some of the information on your handout and, for today's activity, come up with a summary for a fairy tale in which the troll is a good guy. Sound okay? Go to it."
"Welcome back. If you had a good holiday, good for you. If you didn't, buy yourself a hooker and make it better," he said crudely, grinning. "For today, we're going to ease back into it. Today, we're going to be talking about trolls. When you think of trolls, what generally comes to mind? Really short and fucking ugly creatures, right? Well, that's pretty much what they are but there's a little more to them. They're mean fuckers who proved that by attacking the island a few years back. Yeah, imagine that, little ugly fuckers attacking the island and almost winning. Wouldn't have been something to brag about, right?"
Loki was glad he hadn't been here for that yet. Trolls were gross and they smelled and just ew.
"There are different types of trolls and that's what I want you to take a look at today," Loki continued. "While the general idea of trolls being ugly little guys is a good one, they aren't always like that. So, take a look at some of the information on your handout and, for today's activity, come up with a summary for a fairy tale in which the troll is a good guy. Sound okay? Go to it."