Alpha Beta Gremlin meeting; Wednesday [ 09/23 ].
There were benefits to having been here a long time, and one of those benefits was an utter lack of surprise to wake up and find yourself looking a little different and with all the wrong parts. In fact, Turtle considered herself such an erudite Fandomite that she, upon waking and finding herself a cute floppy haired boy again, found that the timing was excellent, as this would make for an interesting spin on the Alpha Beta Gremlin meeting.
Assuming enough of the girls weren't too busy freaking out, anyway.
"Hey, guys," she said, letting the obvious irony lace the the word. "Hopefully, by this late in the day, you've realized that we're not quite ourselves. This makes a meeting on sisterhood kind of ironic. So, instead of using the meeting today for sisterly business, I thought we'd take the opportunity to embrace our current forms and take a peek into fraternity life, instead. So I've got pizza, root beer,"--it was a school club, guys, "--Cheetos, footballs, some sports game on the TiVo. I encourage you to belch, scratch, and talk about...I don't know, girls or something. Basically, today, we're just going to be men, so that we can better appreciate how much better it is being women."
[[ OCD on the way has just won a belching contest! ]]
Assuming enough of the girls weren't too busy freaking out, anyway.
"Hey, guys," she said, letting the obvious irony lace the the word. "Hopefully, by this late in the day, you've realized that we're not quite ourselves. This makes a meeting on sisterhood kind of ironic. So, instead of using the meeting today for sisterly business, I thought we'd take the opportunity to embrace our current forms and take a peek into fraternity life, instead. So I've got pizza, root beer,"--it was a school club, guys, "--Cheetos, footballs, some sports game on the TiVo. I encourage you to belch, scratch, and talk about...I don't know, girls or something. Basically, today, we're just going to be men, so that we can better appreciate how much better it is being women."
[[ OCD on the way has just won a belching contest! ]]