Ned was holding a rolling pin (his weapon of choice) and looking cautiously around the room as the club showed up. He'd been hearing about all the bites and, while he knew it had been part of the deal, he wasn't about to let one of those things bite him. He had enough to deal with, thank you.
"Welcome back," he said, still looking around the room. "I'm glad to see everyone's okay and that we all managed to make it through the weekend, long as it was. Of course, we're dealing with some new things now but we're all okay."
Pause for another sweep of the room.
"Okay, today we're going to take it easy considering food still might be a queasy topic for some. We're going to make things in a
crock pot today. Now, of course, we probably won't finish most of these since a crock pot is a slow cooker but if you want to leave them on to cook, I'll get someone to check on them overnight and you can come pick up the meals tomorrow. Or you can just experiment using the crock pot. They're really simple to use and they make great food."
Though, Ned was a little worried the smell of food would attract gremlins. Hm. Oh well.
"Have fun and come find me if there are questions."