Having handwavily sent an E-mail to the class telling them to meet in the Danger Shop today, the place was set up much like a television studio. A real one, not just something Dana had thrown together in her classroom
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Scenario #1fear_of_fishMarch 30 2009, 11:35:49 UTC
You're an anchor, and the teleprompter was wrong. Rather than reading "Collins is expected to miss practice this week, the result of a bulging disc", it letft out the "S" in disc.
Re: Scenario #1decoder_ringsMarch 30 2009, 11:59:23 UTC
"Collins is expected to miss practice this week, the result of a bulging dic," Hannibal read, already formulating his plan of action. He paused for a moment, letting that sink in before saying, "And while that particular malady sounds painful, it's probably more suited for channels people have to pay extra for. That should actually be bulging disc and I'm sure Mr. Collins is much happier with a bulging disc than the other thing. Ow."
Re: Scenario #1inthereflexesMarch 30 2009, 18:52:47 UTC
"Collins is expected to miss practice this week, the result of a bulging dic," he read and managed not to say "oshit" immediately after. "Collins would be expected for next week as soon as the S is back in the disc."
Re: Scenario #1ashockingbitchMarch 31 2009, 03:36:45 UTC
"Collins is expected to miss practice this week, the result of a bulging dic." Jenny looked straight into the camera and said, "Collins, call me, unless there's actually an s missing from my prompter, as seems likely, in which case we wish you a speedy recovery."
Re: Scenario #2swipedthatfootMarch 30 2009, 13:59:26 UTC
Heh. That was kind of cool, but probably not in the middle of a live broadcast.
Claire opened her mouth in surprise and gestured to the anchor guy who wasn't Nate. "Get it off the desk!" she whisper-shouted at him, hoping he'd be able to think of something to say that would cover and let the broadcast get back on track. "Make a joke!"
Re: Scenario #2robinthefrogMarch 30 2009, 21:07:31 UTC
Well, this was something Robin could relate to. "If only that'd happened on camera." he muuttered. "Toss it here!" he yelled to the anchor. The realized as it was coming towards him that it was slightly bigger than he was.
Scenario #3fear_of_fishMarch 30 2009, 11:37:27 UTC
You're a writer who handed in a script saying the Lakers had narrowly won tonight's game. They actually lost in overtime, you have to get this info to the anchors before they read the wrong info.
Re: Scenario #3blondecanaryMarch 30 2009, 15:37:59 UTC
"Whoooops." Dinah grabbed the pages, and scribbled a line about, "And in a stunning upset, the Lakers have lost in overtime, 122 to 120," in bright red so it couldn't be missed, then frantically looked around. She sent the right script to the teleprompter, then went behind the camera, signaling to the anchors that there were new pages.
Aaand... okay, below sight-line, she crawled over behind the desk, handed off the script-pages to the guy with the nose, and crawled out of sight, trusting the camera guys to not film her.
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He winced dramatically.
"We wish Mr. Collins a speedy recovery!"
Well, he tried.
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Claire opened her mouth in surprise and gestured to the anchor guy who wasn't Nate. "Get it off the desk!" she whisper-shouted at him, hoping he'd be able to think of something to say that would cover and let the broadcast get back on track. "Make a joke!"
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Aaand... okay, below sight-line, she crawled over behind the desk, handed off the script-pages to the guy with the nose, and crawled out of sight, trusting the camera guys to not film her.
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"YO! LAKERS LOST!"
There we go.
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