Interactive Religion [Tuesday, March 18]
Today the Danger Shop was configured to look like a shore.
And on that shore, there was an elephant.
And next to that elephant was a teacher holding a series of handouts.
"Today, we're teaching yoga to an elephant," he said, pointing at the elephant. "Well, you are. I've already done that."
No he hadn't.
"Read the handouts, practice a few of the movements--if you manage to squeeze yourself into a wine jug, make sure to oil yourself up well because I'm not breaking you back out--and then take turns trying to teach Vana here some yoga."
The elephant looked in no way interested in being taught.
The Moth - Aimee Mann
And on that shore, there was an elephant.
And next to that elephant was a teacher holding a series of handouts.
"Today, we're teaching yoga to an elephant," he said, pointing at the elephant. "Well, you are. I've already done that."
No he hadn't.
"Read the handouts, practice a few of the movements--if you manage to squeeze yourself into a wine jug, make sure to oil yourself up well because I'm not breaking you back out--and then take turns trying to teach Vana here some yoga."
The elephant looked in no way interested in being taught.
The Moth - Aimee Mann