Adavnced Mad Science, November 20th
Today, the Danger Shop looked like the usual creepy lab, but without any desks. A very jetlagged Prof Tomoe leaned against the lone table at the front of the class with an enormous cup of coffee in his hand. A pile of silly looking hats sat at either end of the table next to few water guns and flag football belts. He watched the class through bleary eyes until everyone had filtered in.
"Welcome to today's class," he said in a less exuberant tone of voice than usual. "I hope you enjoyed Vice Principle Hades' very informative lesson while I was gone. Today we're talking about alien invasions. A lot of people have the idea that aliens don't exist, or that if they do they're evil creatures that want to conquer the Earth, destroy all life, and set up a new colony for themselves in this branch of the milky way. This, of course, is utterly foolish. Aliens do in fact exist, but they're very nice and only want to help out humanity."
This last part was a total lie, but his evil alien overlords from the Tau Nebula wouldn't want him to spoil their conquest plans too soon.
He took a chug of coffee before continuing. "However, today we're going to test how you would deal with an alien invasion." He paused. "Another alien invasion. For this, I've divided the class into both Humans and Aliens." He pointed at the list on the blackboard at the front of the class:
Aliens
Zack Addy
Edward Elric
Cher Horowitz
Victor von Doom
Humans
Johnny Storm
James Sullivan
Valentine
Yakushi Kabuto
Zim
He motioned to the piles on the desk. "You'll have hats to show which side you're on. The aliens will wear these heavy flight helmets. You won't be able to see out of them, but you will be given a water gun full of koolaid to make up for it. The humans will wear these bowler hats, for no other reason than I think you'll look silly in them. The goal is for the humans to remove the two flags on the aliens' belts without being shot with koolaid. If a human is shot three times, you are considered dead and out of the game. If an alien has both of their flags removed, they are considered dead and out of the game."
He looked around. "If there are no questions, you may all suit up and get to it."
"Welcome to today's class," he said in a less exuberant tone of voice than usual. "I hope you enjoyed Vice Principle Hades' very informative lesson while I was gone. Today we're talking about alien invasions. A lot of people have the idea that aliens don't exist, or that if they do they're evil creatures that want to conquer the Earth, destroy all life, and set up a new colony for themselves in this branch of the milky way. This, of course, is utterly foolish. Aliens do in fact exist, but they're very nice and only want to help out humanity."
This last part was a total lie, but his evil alien overlords from the Tau Nebula wouldn't want him to spoil their conquest plans too soon.
He took a chug of coffee before continuing. "However, today we're going to test how you would deal with an alien invasion." He paused. "Another alien invasion. For this, I've divided the class into both Humans and Aliens." He pointed at the list on the blackboard at the front of the class:
Aliens
Zack Addy
Edward Elric
Cher Horowitz
Victor von Doom
Humans
Johnny Storm
James Sullivan
Valentine
Yakushi Kabuto
Zim
He motioned to the piles on the desk. "You'll have hats to show which side you're on. The aliens will wear these heavy flight helmets. You won't be able to see out of them, but you will be given a water gun full of koolaid to make up for it. The humans will wear these bowler hats, for no other reason than I think you'll look silly in them. The goal is for the humans to remove the two flags on the aliens' belts without being shot with koolaid. If a human is shot three times, you are considered dead and out of the game. If an alien has both of their flags removed, they are considered dead and out of the game."
He looked around. "If there are no questions, you may all suit up and get to it."