Sex Edder #5, Monday, Period 3
When the class assembled today, they'd find Gavin, not GOB, at the head of the area. Not that Gavin looks particularly pleased to be there or particularly comfortable about being up there in the first place.
"Um. GOB had a...sexual educational emergency," he stuttered, looking around, "and told me to teach the class. Of course, he didn't tell me what to teach so I'm not even sure what everyone knows and doesn't know."
He paused and looked around. "I'd say we could all just kiss each other to go against that kriffing headmaster but I don't know if we can do that in class. Can we do that in class? Is kissing allowed?"
And then, an idea hit him. "I know! We can all tell what we think GOB's first sexual experience was like! Go wild, go insane, make stuff up! Come on, he can teach us all manner of weird things so we can teach back!"
"Um. GOB had a...sexual educational emergency," he stuttered, looking around, "and told me to teach the class. Of course, he didn't tell me what to teach so I'm not even sure what everyone knows and doesn't know."
He paused and looked around. "I'd say we could all just kiss each other to go against that kriffing headmaster but I don't know if we can do that in class. Can we do that in class? Is kissing allowed?"
And then, an idea hit him. "I know! We can all tell what we think GOB's first sexual experience was like! Go wild, go insane, make stuff up! Come on, he can teach us all manner of weird things so we can teach back!"