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Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way #4, Monday, Period 3

Jun 04, 2007 06:55

GOB walked up to the now common sight of the dry erase board covered with a sheet. He was wearing a long-sleeved shirt and sweater combination to project an aura of responsibility. That may have been a mistake during the middle of summer ( Read more... )

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Comments 178

Sign In [WS4] bluth_illusions June 4 2007, 11:56:13 UTC

Collapsey, but not due to a concussion, please.

Re: Sign In [WS4] izzyalienqueen June 4 2007, 12:23:43 UTC

Isabel Evans

Re: Sign In [WS4] twohalvesofaphd June 4 2007, 12:50:49 UTC

Zack Addy

Re: Sign In [WS4] ktarian_wildman June 4 2007, 13:31:02 UTC

Naomi Wildman

Thread 14

During the Lecture [WS4] bluth_illusions June 4 2007, 11:57:17 UTC

The lecture would be even more bizarre if he wasn't trying to be sincere.

Re: During the Lecture [WS4] izzyalienqueen June 4 2007, 12:24:45 UTC

For a change, this week Isabel isn't facepalming during the lecture, it's better described as gaping incredulously.

Re: During the Lecture [WS4] twohalvesofaphd June 4 2007, 12:52:38 UTC

About five words in Zack gave up on the lecture and started doodling diagrams in the margins of his notes instead.

Re: During the Lecture [WS4] senor_chado June 4 2007, 13:46:24 UTC

And, oddly enough, Chad was pretty sincere about taking notes. If you knew Chad and how many concussions he'd probably received without even realizing it, you'd understand.

Thread 10

Activity!: Prevent those Concussions! bluth_illusions June 4 2007, 11:58:13 UTC

Split up into groups and discuss!

Method 1 bluth_illusions June 4 2007, 12:00:14 UTC

Head to Head Contact

Please discuss ways to prevent head-to-head contact based concussions during sex. You may submit five answers. If three of them are the methods GOB knows, then you get something.

Re: Method 1 snarkyprincess June 4 2007, 18:03:47 UTC

Summer was still boggling as she tried to think of some ways to prevent concussions.

Re: Method 1 turtle_techie June 4 2007, 18:11:54 UTC

"Maybe if you just kept yourself aware, during the process?" Donatello said slowly, more because he couldn't believe he was saying it at all.

Thread 148

Activity!: Turn in Your List bluth_illusions June 4 2007, 12:06:47 UTC

Before the end of the period, please turn in your list of three to five prevention methods. If your group's list includes all three of GOB's solutions, you win something.

No group's list will match GOB's because he didn't bring anything to give to people. He makes empty promises.

Activity!: Try It Out! bluth_illusions June 4 2007, 12:11:44 UTC

After people have turned in their lists and discovered that they didn't manage to get all three of GOB's methods, GOB spoke up. "Now, one thing that should have been on everyone's list was 'Use Protection.' In this case, that means a helmet. I have enough bicycle helmets for everyone who wants to see how useful a helmet can be. If you're committed to safe sex, then grab a helmet, put it on, and whack your head into things and people to demonstrate how hard it is to get a concussion while wearing a helmet!"

As a disclaimer, if you are foolish enough to perform this and actually get a concussion (please don't do that second part), GOB will run away, disavowing all responsibility. It's just the way he is.