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Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way, Monday, Period 3

May 13, 2007 22:59

GOB stood at the main campfire next to a large boom box and what looked amazingly like a wheeled dry erase board under a big white sheet. When everyone had gathered, GOB pushed Play on the boom box, causing "The Final Countdown" to play. With the music going, he introduced himself ( Read more... )

sex ed

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Sign in bluth_illusions May 14 2007, 04:01:44 UTC

Make it collapse! Not dirty.

Re: Sign in willbedone May 14 2007, 04:10:07 UTC

Willow Rosenberg

Re: Sign in twohalvesofaphd May 14 2007, 04:11:44 UTC

Zack Addy

Re: Sign in tiger_bouncer May 14 2007, 04:12:16 UTC

Kou Leifoh

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During the lecture bluth_illusions May 14 2007, 04:02:08 UTC

Take notes, ask questions, scoff at the very things GOB is suggesting.

Re: During the lecture twohalvesofaphd May 14 2007, 04:13:12 UTC

Zack stared at GOB, frowning. "I don't think that's quite right," he said.

Re: During the lecture bluth_illusions May 14 2007, 04:16:12 UTC

"How many times have you had sex?" GOB asked. "The answer is I don't care, it's less than the number of times I've had sex so shut up and listen."

Re: During the lecture twohalvesofaphd May 14 2007, 04:27:00 UTC

"How many times have you had sex you didn't have to pay for?" Zack asked.

What? It was a legitimate question.

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Team 1 bluth_illusions May 14 2007, 04:02:30 UTC

Other suggestion: learn how to juggle.

Re: Team 1 willbedone May 14 2007, 04:10:46 UTC

Willow got ready to work on her list.

[ooc: SP until Monday pm]

Team 2 bluth_illusions May 14 2007, 04:02:49 UTC

Other suggestion: Read Shakespeare.

Re: Team 2 ktarian_wildman May 14 2007, 04:18:24 UTC

Naomi waited for someone to work with.

Team 3 bluth_illusions May 14 2007, 04:03:09 UTC

Other suggestion: Write erotic fanfiction.

Re: Team 3 notajar May 14 2007, 04:32:38 UTC

Door is actually thinking along similar lines as she opens up her notebook and waits for a partner. After all, it would be hard to do worse than the one with the sandpaper...

Re: Team 3 keds_champion May 14 2007, 04:47:30 UTC

Pam, annoyed at having to stay in the class she had not under any circumstances signed up for (and wow, will she be happy with Jim when she realizes who did sign her up), wanders over to a table. "Hi," she says, waving at Door. "Did you sign up for this on purpose? I mean, no offense if you did. I just...didn't. He's kind of icky, isn't he?"

Re: Team 3 notajar May 14 2007, 05:00:42 UTC

"I did." Door casts a skeptical eye towards the teacher. "I'm all for learning new things. He is a bit....yeah, though."

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