Fandom Radio: Thursday July 22
George: ...what did happen t'yer eye, Dean?
Barney: That depends, do you listen to radio often?
George: Aye, but I was figurin' ye might enjoy explainin' it yerself.
Barney: Hmm. My story's better. It involves a Cinderella of a girl - she starts off not so hot and reforms herself into a BEAUTIFUL temptress, only to beat upon the man who pushed her just hard enough to send her on a bender to Vicky's Secret for just the right water bra!
George: There's a lass who's goin' t'be hittin' ye again, 'm thinkin'. I've got experience wit' her.
Barney: Oh? Experience like... *inappropriate gesturing*
George: No! Gods, no. Me an' Kyle did ambush her wit' paint cause she said we were doin' that on th'radio!
Barney: Wait, I thought you had that blonde thing!
George: Did. An' 'm not wit' Kyle now cause - no, I like lasses!
SCHOOL
George: Right! School. Uhh. Kerrigan did make her Battlefield Tactics learn about a Battle of Salamis where there were Greeks bearin' gifts fer a ...no, this was jus' fightin'. Th'students did have t' defend a pass to pass th'class.
An' now 'm rhymin'. I'll be stoppin' that now, me friends.
Barney: You know, the limerick might work with your accent.
George: That th' old woman from Nantucket one? Nah, I got me pride. Th' Pirates class did have t'sing t'day, an' were th'squirrels truly enterprisin' lads, we'd have a recordin' of that. Jack Sparrow made 'em haul around ropes and sing on th'boat th' Red Lobster. I do hate pirates. Err, sorry, squirrels. An' moving on t' Self Defense... students were t'admire Faith's form - she is a pretty lass t'be sure, but I didn' know ye were s'pposed t'check out th'teacher. After th'admirin', there was judo an' katas. Mayhap not everyone was admirin' cause th'squirrels are sayin' that th'TA Wesley were irritated. Mayhap he don' like girls.
Barney: No way, even the gays drool over Faith. She's that level of hot. I can say this, having had my way with another version. Her room went all colors when I visited.
George: I want t'see this Faith lass now. Right so P'fessor Cabot's class on Great Trials was talkin' about chattin' yer way out o' police charges. Tha's somethin' 'm totally good at. Uhhh, jus' kiddin'. Not really. There was discussions about if ye should be givin' smart ass answers or martyrin' yerself. That is a stupid, stupid choice.
Mithros' balls, there be way too many classes at this school.
Professor Farnsworth did want his Inventing class t'invent somethin' t'make life easier. Like a robot t'go t'class for ye which tied in wit' th' laziness theme o' his lecture. We've got teachers called 21 an' 24 here. Right. Anyway, they made th' Arching 101 kids watch a movie about th'mafia.
In th' library, Anemone was dustin' th'books, an' th' rest o' this do be th'teachers tryin' t'pretend they're workin' in their offices. Hopefully none of 'em does get hurt t'day. Loki was doin' well playin' video games which is really th'most interestin'. Constable Fraser just liked th'air conditionin', but Drake an' Aquaman did listen t'ABBA and Piper watched th'teevee.
Professor Anakin was all icin' his eyes fer some reason, but it didn' stop th' usual gaggle o' girls from stoppin' by. Raven did want t'know about th'weekend an' th'visitors. Pretty lass Jaina did learn that Ben was gettin' good wit' a lightsaber, and Drake was singin' at Anakin. Which does make him a lass too.
CABINS
Barney: Now, out in the woods during these weeks where we take over the dorms for...I probably shouldn't mention that on air. Right, THE CABINS! Ariel and the main campfire were aflame with the poetry of romance. I'll show you poetry: *clears throat*
A lesson in guns
Date two for Wes and Katniss?
Surely they will bang.
Laffy Taffy Emma
Smacked herself a Karla
Sookie had muffins.
Birthday surprises
Should include a birthday suit
*sighs* No sex for Jono.
Oh, how I love a good haiku! And a dirty trip to the beach, well done, Jaime and Dinah!
TOWN
Barney: You know, getting to town is almost sad. It means our time together is nearly over...and it also means we have to read about all the businesses of the day. The question is...wait for it! *pause* CAN I DO IT IN ONE BREATH? *pounding on the table* Let's find out--*deeep breath* Hiccup's-sleeping-at-Stark-Industries- Lindsay's-lounging-at-Nast-Sporting-Goods- Tara-plays-with-animal-G-F-ooh-lesbian-Magic-Box!- Dimitri-and-Rose-argue-about-her-beating-on-innocents-at-Atlas- Hoshi-finds-a-home-at-the-Arms- Helen-finds-love-at-the-Gig- *pause* DIRTY! and DAMN, I didn't make it.
George: Too many comments about lesbians that did it.
Barney: It's always the lesbians. Now we can calmly focus on the books floating with Millie at Book Haven, and Didi and Karla talking pastry at the Perk, or Christian singing for Jono's birthday. Might be as fun as Castiel's sermon on beauty or his talk of giving a pussy a good home with Dean...now that has to be dirty...oh, cats. Nevermind. Chuck complains about ugly people, AS HE SHOULD. Not that I would ever call someone hot ugly on accident. They might go for revenge and then Georgey would be here all alone like a sad orphan, waiting for his alcoholic gruel!
Yes, that's a sign for MORE RUM!
CHEERS!
And now we have Caritas, the bar where nobody knows your name and Tino is never glad you came. Only when he does. *snicker* Jaina feels the need to tell Chuck she's fleeing the island and also to get drunk and sleep with him before she goes. Good plan. Hmm. Rose exchanges her sob story for Jaina's because--she is a very hot girl who we should all feel sorry for. Moving on! Chuck assures Rose her life is grand because her boy is hot. Well, see? It can't all be bad!
George: Everyone on th'island should be takin' that t'heart. If yer hot or yer boyfriend's hot, all's grand wit'ye.
Barney: Unless you're crazy. Then it doesn't matter how hot you are, we'll all be backing away slooooowly!
George: Dunno, bet there's a level o' hot that th'crazy don't matter so much.
Barney: Actually, I have a chart that explains my theory BEAUTIFULLY! Field trip?
George: Night, Fandom!
Barney: Until Monday, my people!
Barney: That depends, do you listen to radio often?
George: Aye, but I was figurin' ye might enjoy explainin' it yerself.
Barney: Hmm. My story's better. It involves a Cinderella of a girl - she starts off not so hot and reforms herself into a BEAUTIFUL temptress, only to beat upon the man who pushed her just hard enough to send her on a bender to Vicky's Secret for just the right water bra!
George: There's a lass who's goin' t'be hittin' ye again, 'm thinkin'. I've got experience wit' her.
Barney: Oh? Experience like... *inappropriate gesturing*
George: No! Gods, no. Me an' Kyle did ambush her wit' paint cause she said we were doin' that on th'radio!
Barney: Wait, I thought you had that blonde thing!
George: Did. An' 'm not wit' Kyle now cause - no, I like lasses!
SCHOOL
George: Right! School. Uhh. Kerrigan did make her Battlefield Tactics learn about a Battle of Salamis where there were Greeks bearin' gifts fer a ...no, this was jus' fightin'. Th'students did have t' defend a pass to pass th'class.
An' now 'm rhymin'. I'll be stoppin' that now, me friends.
Barney: You know, the limerick might work with your accent.
George: That th' old woman from Nantucket one? Nah, I got me pride. Th' Pirates class did have t'sing t'day, an' were th'squirrels truly enterprisin' lads, we'd have a recordin' of that. Jack Sparrow made 'em haul around ropes and sing on th'boat th' Red Lobster. I do hate pirates. Err, sorry, squirrels. An' moving on t' Self Defense... students were t'admire Faith's form - she is a pretty lass t'be sure, but I didn' know ye were s'pposed t'check out th'teacher. After th'admirin', there was judo an' katas. Mayhap not everyone was admirin' cause th'squirrels are sayin' that th'TA Wesley were irritated. Mayhap he don' like girls.
Barney: No way, even the gays drool over Faith. She's that level of hot. I can say this, having had my way with another version. Her room went all colors when I visited.
George: I want t'see this Faith lass now. Right so P'fessor Cabot's class on Great Trials was talkin' about chattin' yer way out o' police charges. Tha's somethin' 'm totally good at. Uhhh, jus' kiddin'. Not really. There was discussions about if ye should be givin' smart ass answers or martyrin' yerself. That is a stupid, stupid choice.
Mithros' balls, there be way too many classes at this school.
Professor Farnsworth did want his Inventing class t'invent somethin' t'make life easier. Like a robot t'go t'class for ye which tied in wit' th' laziness theme o' his lecture. We've got teachers called 21 an' 24 here. Right. Anyway, they made th' Arching 101 kids watch a movie about th'mafia.
In th' library, Anemone was dustin' th'books, an' th' rest o' this do be th'teachers tryin' t'pretend they're workin' in their offices. Hopefully none of 'em does get hurt t'day. Loki was doin' well playin' video games which is really th'most interestin'. Constable Fraser just liked th'air conditionin', but Drake an' Aquaman did listen t'ABBA and Piper watched th'teevee.
Professor Anakin was all icin' his eyes fer some reason, but it didn' stop th' usual gaggle o' girls from stoppin' by. Raven did want t'know about th'weekend an' th'visitors. Pretty lass Jaina did learn that Ben was gettin' good wit' a lightsaber, and Drake was singin' at Anakin. Which does make him a lass too.
CABINS
Barney: Now, out in the woods during these weeks where we take over the dorms for...I probably shouldn't mention that on air. Right, THE CABINS! Ariel and the main campfire were aflame with the poetry of romance. I'll show you poetry: *clears throat*
A lesson in guns
Date two for Wes and Katniss?
Surely they will bang.
Laffy Taffy Emma
Smacked herself a Karla
Sookie had muffins.
Birthday surprises
Should include a birthday suit
*sighs* No sex for Jono.
Oh, how I love a good haiku! And a dirty trip to the beach, well done, Jaime and Dinah!
TOWN
Barney: You know, getting to town is almost sad. It means our time together is nearly over...and it also means we have to read about all the businesses of the day. The question is...wait for it! *pause* CAN I DO IT IN ONE BREATH? *pounding on the table* Let's find out--*deeep breath* Hiccup's-sleeping-at-Stark-Industries- Lindsay's-lounging-at-Nast-Sporting-Goods- Tara-plays-with-animal-G-F-ooh-lesbian-Magic-Box!- Dimitri-and-Rose-argue-about-her-beating-on-innocents-at-Atlas- Hoshi-finds-a-home-at-the-Arms- Helen-finds-love-at-the-Gig- *pause* DIRTY! and DAMN, I didn't make it.
George: Too many comments about lesbians that did it.
Barney: It's always the lesbians. Now we can calmly focus on the books floating with Millie at Book Haven, and Didi and Karla talking pastry at the Perk, or Christian singing for Jono's birthday. Might be as fun as Castiel's sermon on beauty or his talk of giving a pussy a good home with Dean...now that has to be dirty...oh, cats. Nevermind. Chuck complains about ugly people, AS HE SHOULD. Not that I would ever call someone hot ugly on accident. They might go for revenge and then Georgey would be here all alone like a sad orphan, waiting for his alcoholic gruel!
Yes, that's a sign for MORE RUM!
CHEERS!
And now we have Caritas, the bar where nobody knows your name and Tino is never glad you came. Only when he does. *snicker* Jaina feels the need to tell Chuck she's fleeing the island and also to get drunk and sleep with him before she goes. Good plan. Hmm. Rose exchanges her sob story for Jaina's because--she is a very hot girl who we should all feel sorry for. Moving on! Chuck assures Rose her life is grand because her boy is hot. Well, see? It can't all be bad!
George: Everyone on th'island should be takin' that t'heart. If yer hot or yer boyfriend's hot, all's grand wit'ye.
Barney: Unless you're crazy. Then it doesn't matter how hot you are, we'll all be backing away slooooowly!
George: Dunno, bet there's a level o' hot that th'crazy don't matter so much.
Barney: Actually, I have a chart that explains my theory BEAUTIFULLY! Field trip?
George: Night, Fandom!
Barney: Until Monday, my people!