Happy Saturday, Fandom. This is Veronica Mars, bringing you the latest updates in the prank wars and other stuff that's happened today.
You Learn Something New Every Day
Even on Saturdays apparently. Principal Washburn
announces that anyone missing their underpants can pick them up in her
office. Most of the Stickbugs show up.
Camp: Like the Dorms, but with Pranks and Fire
The Stickbugs wake up to surprise the Meerkats with an
apology breakfast. They
wait for the Meerkats to show up and discuss the fact that they are all missing their underwear. I, for one, would like to meet the people who are pulling off these awesome pranks and discuss strategy. Molly, Dawn, Buffy and Zack
discuss whether or not they should trust the Stickbugs. They eventually decide to
go out and end up having a cheesecake
explode on them. Guess that answers the trust question.
Molly and Dawn are apparently plotting revenge though. Good for you!
And I’m guessing it was one of the Stickbugs underpants decorating the
flagpole this morning.
Nadia and Pippi eat donuts by the main campfire, admiring the new flag. I
stop by and catch up with Nadia.
Al and
Walter show up and Nadia, Walter, Al and Pippi
plan a
picnic, before which Pippi and Al have
tea in the Squirrel common room.
In the afternoon,
Anakin works on Alec's motorcycle with help from
Cally, who was camping on the roof of
Pangolin. I'm assuming not at the same time though.
Hermione stops by and compares the Force to magic.
Parker also stops by and fights with Anakin. And apparently it's motorcycle day, because Max has her's out and
Joxer and
Luna admire it. Max and Alec, you should go to Caritas some Saturday night and meet my friend Weevil. He has a motorcycle, too.
Jaye is in a good mood in the
Seahorse common room where she breaks
Dean's brain.
Sam finds out that Jaye's toaster talks and the toaster breaks
Jack's heart. I wonder if it's related to Crichton's toaster.
Rory also talks to the toaser,
Jack and
Sam.
Tempe and D'Anna have issues.
Alec talks to Dean, Jaye and Jack. And Jaye and Jack also talk to
Cedric.
The evening finds English Peter making sausages and potatoes over the
Stickbug campfire, where he gives
Briar a rundown on the prank war and is quizzed by
Bel on any girls he might be interested in. And I could comment on my theories on why Bel might care what girls Peter is interested in, but I won’t because Bel can throw fireballs. In addition to his quizzing of Peter, Bel tells Briar about
Faithful, which reminds me. I heard the radio broadcast you guys did while I was away last week. There will be retaliation.
Tyler is there and wants to know if it’s English Peter’s underwear on the flagpole and
Jamie stops by all glittery. Was there boykissy? Everyone knows that in Fandom glitter equals boykissy. If there was, I hope one of my photography students was nearby. I’ll totally give extra credit for boykissy pictures.
And over at the
Pangolin campfire, Bridge has junk food and discusses the pranks with
Bel, who gets an apology from
Isabel about last night. Isabel also tells
Bridge what happened and discusses the prank war with
Xander, who
chars his hot dog and makes Bridge
bounce and if that’s dirty I hope you guys are staying somewhere other than Flamingo cabin tonight.
Max,
Joxer,
Tyler,
Alanna and Faithful are also present.
Elsewhere around the campsite,
Parker talks to Jack after a fight with
Rory. I wonder if that has anything to do with Parker's fight with Anakin.
Isabel woke up with Jack this morning, embarrassed about last night. She later discusses her actions with
Parker and
Aeryn. I hope that was before Aeryn and John were, and I quote,
dirty and cute in their totally unique and awesome way. Oh, and apparently John has a birthday coming up. Happy early birthday, John!
Marie wrote a letter this morning and then learns to fly from
Cam this afternoon. Hey, Marie? Next time Cam is teaching you something, do me a favor and call him something annoying, like Mr. Mitchell or Just Cameron. In other date-type news,
Tim and River go for food.
Sam and Dean decide to get back their cabin-mates, Jaye and Alec for… okay, I’m not reading that on the radio. But now I understand why Jaye was in such a good mood this afternoon.
One of the Peters reassures Greg about something and teaches him what frell means. And finally,
Tempe is way emo. That’s not good. We need to cheer Tempe up. Maybe I should make a run to All and Sundries to pick up some glitter so we can try to get some boykissy going. That seems to cheer up most people around here.
Town: Where there are no Pranks or Fires
Mostly because Tex is pretty scary. But I hugged her when I was five.
Cute Sam and Molly have a
date at J,GOB, while GOB gets stood up by Becky at
Ching Tai. He ends up having dinner with Constable Fraser. Hmm. I wonder what Principal Washburn thinks of that. Hey, Phoebes, if you’re listening? Make a note that in your first gossip column in the fall, you should advise people not to make dates at Ching Tai unless they want to get stood up.
The park is a popular hang out today.
Kurt is juggling and English Peter,
Quark, and
Clark stop by to chat.
And finally,
All and Sundries,
Hitzusen,
Sanctity and
Caritas are all open and unpatronized, as is the clinic for both
Alanna and
Stark.
For those of you who don’t know, every Sunday the town hosts a free brunch. Tomorrow’s is at Luke’s Diner, if you want to stop by and socialize. Have a great night!