Fandom Radio, Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
Hi, Fandom! Happy St. Patrick's Day! This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom radio. I am not drunk! That's pretty impressive considering the holiday, huh?
Not so impressive once you find out I don't drink at all. But pretend I do drink and be impressed with me!
School, where you probably shouldn't be drunk
Ethics talked about wrath and what kinds of things would push them over the edge. Sisters telling me the scores of my football games before I've watched them pushes me over the edge. Just sayin'. Food Appreciation had a food fight. Oh, no fair! They divided up into teams and probably had the time of their lives after that. No. Fair. Management Theory talked about assistants and they watched a movie and were given an assignment. And in Childhood Development we talked about our awesome tiny weekend. It was awesome!
Anemone was cleaning dustbunnies in the library and I'm honestly not sure if those are actual bunnies or not. You never know here. The chicks with guns club met. I assume they did stuff involving guns...and chicks. Annnnnnnd Mr. Deadpool was drinking in his office and met with me. We talked about stuff. None of your damn business.
Dorms, where you can drink if you're all stealthy about it
*LOUD SQUEAKING*
WHOA. Whoa, whoa, whoa! This squirrel is drunk as hell. Stop yelling at me, god. I'll read your notes, calm down. Chris is back and Summer tells him about the awesome weekend he missed. Arthur gets Leto to fetch him something and calls him a girl. And then they talk of actual girls and owing favors. Sounds like the beginnings of a prostitution ring. It's Jack's birthday and his roommate wishes him a happy birthday. I wish you one too. Zayne prepares for a trip home. Oh man, I hate packing. Turtle is doing something with money and Hinata comes by for something and Adora is in her room talking to herself. That chick is crazy.
Ears was a smart little dude and was catching the raining Lucky Charms on the roof. Leto came up to chat with Ears and Sokka taught Ears about magically delicious marshmallows. On the lawn there's a chco-choco--bow chicka wow wow eating cereal. Jack was freaked out by it and Romeo was ready to throw a rock at it. Dude. Not nice to mess with bow chica wow wows. Ronan somehow is able to talk to it and Rikku is all excited about it. Claudia is freaked out by it and Dojima and the bow chicka bow wow are able to communicate using cereal. Sokka figures out that the bow chicka wow wow is a bow chicka wow wow and figures it's from Reno's world. Okey dokey. Annnnnnnnnd Priestly is doing naughty, but not dirty, things on the roof.
Town, where everybody should drink
Despite it being St. Patrick's Day, people still went to work. Lame. Edward was at Luke's, Matt was at the Legal Aid clinic, Temari was at the Wellspring Arms, Hinata was at the Book Haven, Ino was at the flower shop...goddamn, people, why aren't you drunk... Lion-o was at the Fina, Adam was at the Android's Dungeon, Mary was at the Arms and Pepper was at Stark Industries. Nobody showed up to any of those places. You know why? Because they were busy getting drunk. Aravis was grooming horsies at the Gig and got her usual hot chocolate from Ben.
Loki was staring at the falling cereal at the MHA. It was pretty cool. Ronon wants to know what Lucky Charms are and Loki gets him to talk about a spa or some crap. Sarah and Loki talk about the holiday and about the hellspawn they might have some day. Mina comes in and tells Loki about how she dealt with kids over the weekend. Tony is eating at 13 Griffin Way and Lindsay comes in boggling over the cereal rain. Joan and Jess were at Fast Eddie's and they talked about their poor diets over the weekend. There was the usual rehearsal at the Boards. Dinah is having problems getting into character and Leto tried to help. Tony Foster was there to stage manage and Dinah teases him about his babysitting skills. And Ronan tells Tony he has a date at Caritas.
Marshall was bright green at Caritas. Weird. Hurley informs Marshall that he's green but Marshall says it's awesome. Tony Foster and Ronan kiss because he's Irish and Hurley states the obvious again and informs Ronan that he's green. Ronan and the bow chicka wow wow were there for drinks and a song.
Well, that's it from me, Fandom! Enjoy your last hours of St. Patrick's Day and go get hammered! Night!
Not so impressive once you find out I don't drink at all. But pretend I do drink and be impressed with me!
School, where you probably shouldn't be drunk
Ethics talked about wrath and what kinds of things would push them over the edge. Sisters telling me the scores of my football games before I've watched them pushes me over the edge. Just sayin'. Food Appreciation had a food fight. Oh, no fair! They divided up into teams and probably had the time of their lives after that. No. Fair. Management Theory talked about assistants and they watched a movie and were given an assignment. And in Childhood Development we talked about our awesome tiny weekend. It was awesome!
Anemone was cleaning dustbunnies in the library and I'm honestly not sure if those are actual bunnies or not. You never know here. The chicks with guns club met. I assume they did stuff involving guns...and chicks. Annnnnnnd Mr. Deadpool was drinking in his office and met with me. We talked about stuff. None of your damn business.
Dorms, where you can drink if you're all stealthy about it
*LOUD SQUEAKING*
WHOA. Whoa, whoa, whoa! This squirrel is drunk as hell. Stop yelling at me, god. I'll read your notes, calm down. Chris is back and Summer tells him about the awesome weekend he missed. Arthur gets Leto to fetch him something and calls him a girl. And then they talk of actual girls and owing favors. Sounds like the beginnings of a prostitution ring. It's Jack's birthday and his roommate wishes him a happy birthday. I wish you one too. Zayne prepares for a trip home. Oh man, I hate packing. Turtle is doing something with money and Hinata comes by for something and Adora is in her room talking to herself. That chick is crazy.
Ears was a smart little dude and was catching the raining Lucky Charms on the roof. Leto came up to chat with Ears and Sokka taught Ears about magically delicious marshmallows. On the lawn there's a chco-choco--bow chicka wow wow eating cereal. Jack was freaked out by it and Romeo was ready to throw a rock at it. Dude. Not nice to mess with bow chica wow wows. Ronan somehow is able to talk to it and Rikku is all excited about it. Claudia is freaked out by it and Dojima and the bow chicka bow wow are able to communicate using cereal. Sokka figures out that the bow chicka wow wow is a bow chicka wow wow and figures it's from Reno's world. Okey dokey. Annnnnnnnnd Priestly is doing naughty, but not dirty, things on the roof.
Town, where everybody should drink
Despite it being St. Patrick's Day, people still went to work. Lame. Edward was at Luke's, Matt was at the Legal Aid clinic, Temari was at the Wellspring Arms, Hinata was at the Book Haven, Ino was at the flower shop...goddamn, people, why aren't you drunk... Lion-o was at the Fina, Adam was at the Android's Dungeon, Mary was at the Arms and Pepper was at Stark Industries. Nobody showed up to any of those places. You know why? Because they were busy getting drunk. Aravis was grooming horsies at the Gig and got her usual hot chocolate from Ben.
Loki was staring at the falling cereal at the MHA. It was pretty cool. Ronon wants to know what Lucky Charms are and Loki gets him to talk about a spa or some crap. Sarah and Loki talk about the holiday and about the hellspawn they might have some day. Mina comes in and tells Loki about how she dealt with kids over the weekend. Tony is eating at 13 Griffin Way and Lindsay comes in boggling over the cereal rain. Joan and Jess were at Fast Eddie's and they talked about their poor diets over the weekend. There was the usual rehearsal at the Boards. Dinah is having problems getting into character and Leto tried to help. Tony Foster was there to stage manage and Dinah teases him about his babysitting skills. And Ronan tells Tony he has a date at Caritas.
Marshall was bright green at Caritas. Weird. Hurley informs Marshall that he's green but Marshall says it's awesome. Tony Foster and Ronan kiss because he's Irish and Hurley states the obvious again and informs Ronan that he's green. Ronan and the bow chicka wow wow were there for drinks and a song.
Well, that's it from me, Fandom! Enjoy your last hours of St. Patrick's Day and go get hammered! Night!