Fandom Radio, Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
Emmett: What up, Fandom? Emmett here and holy [feedback]ing god, you guys were hilarious today. You truth telling bastards, making asses of yourselves. You can't pay for this kind of entertainment--
*door opening*
Chuck: Will you please stop touching me? God, I feel like I'm being groped by furry carnies.
Emmett: Dude. What are you doing here? Shouldn't all of you hum--people be embarrassing yourselves with your truthiness?
Chuck: Believe me, there is nothing more I would like to do than to go back to my room but these [feedback]ing squirrels wouldn't leave me alone. Apparently you need help. Not that I mind because I like the attention that radio gives me. It makes me feel like gossip girl and--GOD DAMMIT.
Emmett: *laughs* It makes you feel like a girl?
Chuck: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. I'm [feedback]ing leaving--
Emmett: Uh. I don't think that wall of squirrels is going to let you leave.
Chuck: You're a giant, can't you make them move?
Emmett: Probably. But this is going to be too much fun.
Chuck: [feedback] my life.
School, where everyone is honest
Emmett: Management Theory talked about party planning. Dude, how hard is that? Just buy a pizza, put on some music and blow up some balloons. Easy.
Chuck: Wow. You need to meet Blair Waldorf just so she can tell you how wrong you really are.
Emmett: I might be willing to listen to that. Is she hot?
Chuck: Yes. She's beautiful. *pause* [feedback]ing Christ, I need to get out of here.
Emmett: But we're having so much fun!
Chuck: [feedback] you.
Emmett: So hostile! Anyways, back to the news now, more torturing Chuckles later. The class pulled that crazy-ass lever and got their assignment. The class had to pair up to pick a party theme and then play bouncer. Arthur flounced dramatically after class. Dude. So girly.
Chuck: Arthur's hot.
Emmett: Dude. Marshall was a spaz during his Food Appreciation class and everyone ate sandwiches. Priestly talked to Marshall about sandwiches and wives. I hope not mixed together.
Chuck: What does that even mean?
Emmett: I don't [feedback]ing know, dude. Look, I say things that don't make sense sometimes. Get used to it. Ethics class focused on gluttony. The students explored Jabba's Palace and had a chance to talk to Jabba himself.
Chuck: That place smelled like Brooklyn.
Emmett: It's been a while since I've been there but I actually think I agree. Leto asked Anakin about Jedi philosophy after class. Whatever the hell that is. In Childhood Development discussed toddlers today. I know because I was there. We had to take care of toddlers and clean up a playrooom. It was awful. I don't even know when I'm going to take care of stupid kids.
Chuck: Kids suck.
Emmett: True story. The music club met and the members talked about music and then had a jam session. The Girls with Guns club met, as per usual. Dinah hopes they won't be shooting live things. Turtle offers money from the T&C for a field trip and somehow this all ends with Triela admitting she has a crush on Sokka. God, I love telling everyone's secrets like this.
Chuck: I love it too. As long as the secrets aren't about me.
Emmett: That's a given. Momoko's all for a field trip and asks a bunch of questions and stuff. Dojima is very excited about shooting things and suggests paintball. Dude! I love paintball! Dinah agrees with Dojima and tells her that she's a good kisser-slash-party thrower. She also said today is the most embarrassing day ever. Um, no, today is the best day ever. Agnes also want to know what they'll be shooting. Dude, doesn't matter. You've got guns. And then the girls shoot, which is why they're there in the first place.
Chuck: Girls that can kick your ass are hot. They're usually the ones that take charge in bed.
Emmett: Oh, dude, seriously. My girl can kick ass and [feedback]ing hell, she's amazing in the sack. Anyways, Mr. Algren was there in a supervisorly manner and Triela asks what he thinks of modern gear and apparently he's all about it. Dinah passes by him and says he's hot and then flees. Way to spaz. Annnnnnnnd in other news, Anemone opened up the library. Miss. Bennet had office hours as did Mr. Fraser. My favorite vice principal ever, Deadpool, stopped in and he and Fraser talked about how much they enjoy checking each other out. How can you check Deadpool out? He's covered up.
Chuck: Nah, you can see his ass through that red jumpsuit thing he wears. Not bad.
Emmett: Dude. I don't need to think about that. Ever. In my life.
Dorms, where people were also telling the truth
Emmett: John and Jaina woke up and snuggly and honest about how both of them felt about Jaina's work. Work sucks.
Chuck: Too true. That's why I don't do it.
Emmett: Samesies. Claire told Penelope about some family drama and Penelope told Claire about how Cal offered to kiss her. Aren't, like, Claire and Cal dating or something?
Chuck: Ooooh. See, this is the kind of stuff I miss from New York. You just don't get that kind of gossip here.
Emmett: God, you are totally a [feedback]ing girl. Ender was secluded on the beach. Dude, cheer up. Every time I talk about you, you're emo'ing about something. Adora got a letter from home and she and Prince Edward flail about kissing and somehow they set up a date for ice cream.
Chuck: Ice cream date? Is this 1956?
Emmett: Dude, those were lame back then too. You've just watched too many TV shows. Liir was hiding in his room when Amber came in to be honest about their relationship and crap. Lame. That's so boring. I'm in a relationship and I hate talking about that crap. You in a relationship, Chuckles?
Chuck: Why do that when I can just [feedback] whomever I want?
Emmett: Fair enough.
Chuck: And stop calling me Chuckles and Chucky and don't even call me Charles.
Emmett: I'll call you whatever I want to. What are you gonna do? Beat me up?
Chuck: *pause* No. You're huge and your eyes are weird.
Emmett: I know. Reno was in his room, talking to his ferret. Like you do. Romeo to complain about Dojima wanting to get rid of him after graduation and Reno pointed out that Rikku is in the same situation. Again, relationship stuff. I don't care about it.
Chuck: Me either. Honestly, I'd rather be forced to sit through a concert featuring the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus than to listen to someone talk about their relationship. Unless it's a break up. Then I can feel a smug sense of superiority about not getting involved in those things.
Emmett: Dude. That's brutal. Sokka came into Reno's room too to record embarrassing stuff. Ass. I approve! Actually Sokka tried to get embarrassing crap from Jamie, Toby, Angela and Lee too. Busy kid, right there. Arthur was trying to sleep in when Ears came in to dress him. Dude. Gay. It gets gayer when they're all honest about their relationship and, oh my god, this crap is making me gag. Seriously. Jamie got beef jerky for his weasel, dirty, and Temari came in spouting stuff about him being her touchstone and talking about how they love each other and, oh my god, someone kill me.
Chuck: Ha! You're totally a romantic, Temari, you wuss.
Emmett: Whatever, I bet you're a romantic too. It's always the ones that deny it the most.
Chuck: No comment.
Emmett: That's a yes. Before the squirrels came and dragged you away, you were oh-so-bravely hiding in your room, Chuckles. Toby called Rory to find out things about Anakin for his Journalism assignment. Angela and Hannibal are truthy at each other, suckers, and Teddy and Chad didn't notice anything different about today when they were playing video games. Dude. That Chad dude is bigger than I am. That's crazy. Jess was totally not hiding in his room when Peter came over and asked if he and Sam were too loud in their sexing.
Chuck: No, you're not. Which is sad since Winchester is pretty good looking and could probably get pretty rough considering his size.
Emmett: Being a big dude myself, I can confirm this.
Chuck: The only people I hear are the big Mexican guy and his blonde boyfriend. Not gonna lie, it's kind of hot.
Emmett: You're sick, dude.
Chuck: I know.
Emmett: Not hugged enough as a child?
Chuck: Entirely possible.
Emmett: Right. After that weird conversation with Peter, Jess gets a visit from Buffy. Hopefully that's less weird. Buffy's a cool chick. Lee was complaining about his rabbit smelling...you have a rabbit, huh? Hmm. Anyway. Warren seems to have the same issues as Chuck here when it comes to getting close to people and was babbling to Lee about it. Adah called Lee and they talked that boring truthy relationship crap. Yawn. Brooke gave herself a pedicure and Sam and Peter talk about their relationship before getting to making out. Finally! Some action in this broadcast!
Chuck: If one of you two doesn't end up with a hickey tomorrow I'm going to be very disappointed you didn't take my advice, Winchester.
Emmett: Yeah, you should listen to him. He's got bite marks all over his neck.
Chuck: Quit staring!
Emmett: Force of habit, dude, sorry. Dinah was practicing beating the crap out of a dummy in the Salle today. She tells Leto how hot he looks with his shirt off. I can't tell if she's just complementary or if it's due to the honesty thing. Ronan comes down and whips out his sword. I'd make a joke here but it seems that both Leto and Ronan have all the dirty sword talk covered.
Chuck: What is with everyone around me and making lame sword innuendos?
Emmett: I guess you're just lucky like that. Dinah's checking out Ronan as well and it seems that being able to tell the truth makes it harder for you to hit on somebody with subtly. Tahiri came down with her lightsaber, dirty, but opts to just say hi to people. Dinah was glad to have a girl around because she wouldn't hit on her. Tahiri she wasn't into girls anyway except for maybe Jaina.
Chuck: Good choice. Jaina's hot.
Emmett: You think everybody is hot. Ronan and Tahiri talk lightsabers and wizardry and Leto talks to Tahiri about how he's not Gavin and how he thinks both Ben and Tahiri are hot. Goddamn, there are some horny people in that Salle.
Chuck: Seriously. I should've been down there.
Emmett: Horny?
Chuck: Always.
Emmett: You'd admit that on-air without the truth thing going on, wouldn't you?
Chuck: Yep.
Emmett: *laughs* You're okay, Chuck. You're okay. Amber was tap dancing in the gym and chatted with Triela. Turtle has another sugary breakfast on the fifth floor. You should be careful about that. Sokka resents being called a pervert but then both he and Turtle talk about perverted things like having wee crushes on each other. Aww. Hurley has a date with Penelope in the rec room. He's there to hear her play piano.
Chuck: I can play piano.
Emmett: I can play the kazoo, big deal. Stop bragging. Penelope shows up, always a good thing, and the date becomes awkward when Hurley admits he watches porn. Okay, I'm going to take a stand right here and say there is nothing wrong with porn. Do you watch porn?
Chuck: Every damn day.
Emmett: There is nothing wrong with that. Seriously, the amount of people here that doesn't watch porn disgusts me. You are teenagers! Enjoy watching your porn before you get to the age where it becomes creepy. God. In people who don't watch porn news and I'm perfectly fine with that because she's a nice girl, Sookie is writing a letter home and watching TV on the third floor. Adora hopes there isn't anything on the TV that will make her blush and Sookie compliments her on her hair and tells her that...I thought you were keeping that to yourself? Oh man...Sook, I hope you and Ears have kept some stuff to yourselves today.
Chuck: Oooh, a secret? I'm intrigued. Tell me.
Emmett: So you've got a thing for that Blair chick, huh?
Chuck: *muffled response*
Emmett: He covered his mouth with his hands just now, f.y.i.
Chuck: Go [feedback] yourself, Cullen.
Emmett: Ohhhhhhhh, Chuckles. Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Zayne catches up with Adora and they talk about Claudia's clothes and how Adora wants to kiss Prince Edward everywhere. Whoa! Dirty girl. Sookie wants to know why Zayne keeps calling the TV a vid screen. Um, because he's weird. Claire thinks the vid screen thing is weird too and Zanye explains how his good social skills come in handy. Oh they totally do. Claire and Sookie rant about their families and Sookie says she doesn't curse.
Chuck: I bet I could get you shouting curses--OW MY HAND.
Emmett: Oh, sorry about that.
Chuck: You did that on purpose.
Emmett: I don't know what you're talking about. Brooke announces to Sookie that she needs to find friends she doesn't sleep with.
Chuck: Leaves me out.
Emmett: Gross. Priestly and Brooke talk about their respective doppelganger woes and Zayne also talks about Jaina with Brooke. Maybe you people should stop looking like each other. You don't see me looking like anyone else. Liir dropped by and talked to both Sookie and Priestly. Priestly also told Adora about how he told Prince Edward about sex because of her. Dude. Keep your mouth closed. Seriously. Priestly and his flying squirrel get reacquainted with Sookie and she tells him that she wished she had the balls to make herself over like him. My girl would kill me if I got a mohawk.
Chuck: Ew. Why would you do that to yourself?
Emmett: Why would you wear pink argyle?
Chuck: Don't be jealous because you can't pull it off.
Emmett: I could totally pull it off, shut up. I just don't feel like it.
Town, where there is more truthifying
Emmett: Not being able to lie didn't stop people from doing their jobs today. Lion-O was at the Fina, Mary was at the Arms, Daisy's at the police staition, Harley is at the clinic, and Adam opens up the Android's Dungeon. But no one shows up.
Chuck: How so very boring for all of you.
Emmett: Seriously. Annja propositions Coyote and I hope to god that was in a totally dirty way. Prince Edward is all flaily as he opens up Luke's. Probably because of Adora wanting to kiss him everywhere. Oh hey, Dinah talks to him about Adora. Priestly wishes he were dead but not before telling Edward about sex, I guess. People in this school are so uneducated about sex. Don't you have Sex Ed classes here?
Chuck: I took one last semester. The teacher tried to teach abstinence. What a douche.
Emmett: Sounds like a douche. Probably a virgin.
Chuck: That was my theory.
Emmett: Anyways. Pepper was full of the truth at Stark Industries today. She and Tony discuss legs, breasts and freckles. Hot. Tyler gets an apology from Pepper over the whole flower incident thing. And here where I thought we got past the boring lovey dovey crap, Tyler and Tony try not to talk about their feelings and fail.
Chuck: I'm ashamed of you, Mr. Stark.
Emmett: Steve is glad to see Tony and fills him in on what's going on with a different Tony in his world. Steve also tells Pepper that she's prettier than the Pepper in his world. Pepper. Funny word when you say it a lot. Pepper, pepper, pepper.
Chuck: Are you an idiot?
Emmett: Um, shut up or your hand will have another accident. Aravis talks to Ben at the Gig and they discuss his manhood, among other things. Diiiiiirty. Hinata is at the Book Haven and Dinah comes in to rehearse for the play. Jack is reading a magazine at the Photo Hut when Naomi visits.
Chuck: The name Naomi is "I moan" backwards, just so you know.
Emmett: Huh. Learn something new every day. Loki has the Christmas lights on back at the MHA and Sarah comes in. Apparently a simple question turns into talk about sex and who's hot.
Chuck: That's how it always is.
Emmett: Too true. Max is unaffected by the weird at the Freelance Police and Daisy drops in to check the place out. Minsc and Mohinder talk to each other at the park. Thrilling. Ichigo has hot chocolate at the Perk and Angela tries and fails to talk to him. They talk about Ichigo's sex life and kids. I think those two things are separate since, hi, high school. Charlotte is talking Mina at the Perk about work, alcoholism, babies and jealousy. Ooooookay. There was rehearsal at the Boards today. Dinah tells Tony Foster that she's having awkward conversations all over the place.
Chuck: Then stop talking to people.
Emmett: Good advice. Tony ends up telling Geoff about his sex life. Um, awkward. Harper is there to show off her costume designs and Blair's there to interview Geoff. Your Blair, huh?
Chuck: She's not mine.
Emmett: Hm. If you ask me you sound a bit disappointed about that. Speaking of dating, Lindsay and Ronon have a date at the Outback Steakhouse. Wow. Today is the wrong day to go out on a date. Robin and Fraser woke up talking about dirty things like boobs and dicks.
Chuck: I approve!
Emmett: And that turns to something about marriage proposals.
Chuck: I do not approve! Unless I get an invite to the wedding and I can nail Robin's hot sister while she's in a bridesmaid's dress.
Emmett: There's nothing wrong with getting married, dude. Marshall knows what's up at Caritas and orders the zombies not to talk to him. Mina wants to know why Marshall isn't talking and Tully asks after Mina's husband. Hoshi tells Amber about how boys suck and then somehow a kissing dare came out of that.
Chuck: Color me interested.
Emmett: Same here. Robin of the frog type nature wants to know if Hoshi's okay. Daisy tells Sarah about her weird day and talks to Tully about the lighthouse. Mina admires Ben because he's drinking club soda at a bar.
Chuck: You admire him because he's a wuss?
Emmett: Dude. I don't drink. Daisy ends up sending a drink Ben's way, whether he wants it or not. Loki's annoyed with the whole truth telling thing and tells Mina about it. Sarah and Daisy want to know if his day got any better. I doubt it.
Chuck: Are we done?
Emmett: Dude, you didn't help at all.
Chuck: This isn't my job. I don't have to help if I don't want to. Now go be scary and tell the squirrels to unblock the door.
Emmett: You don't want to say goodbye first?
Chuck: No, I really [feedback]ing don't.
Emmett: Alright, chill. I'll move them. That's it from me and Chuck, guys. Night!
*door opening*
Chuck: Will you please stop touching me? God, I feel like I'm being groped by furry carnies.
Emmett: Dude. What are you doing here? Shouldn't all of you hum--people be embarrassing yourselves with your truthiness?
Chuck: Believe me, there is nothing more I would like to do than to go back to my room but these [feedback]ing squirrels wouldn't leave me alone. Apparently you need help. Not that I mind because I like the attention that radio gives me. It makes me feel like gossip girl and--GOD DAMMIT.
Emmett: *laughs* It makes you feel like a girl?
Chuck: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. I'm [feedback]ing leaving--
Emmett: Uh. I don't think that wall of squirrels is going to let you leave.
Chuck: You're a giant, can't you make them move?
Emmett: Probably. But this is going to be too much fun.
Chuck: [feedback] my life.
School, where everyone is honest
Emmett: Management Theory talked about party planning. Dude, how hard is that? Just buy a pizza, put on some music and blow up some balloons. Easy.
Chuck: Wow. You need to meet Blair Waldorf just so she can tell you how wrong you really are.
Emmett: I might be willing to listen to that. Is she hot?
Chuck: Yes. She's beautiful. *pause* [feedback]ing Christ, I need to get out of here.
Emmett: But we're having so much fun!
Chuck: [feedback] you.
Emmett: So hostile! Anyways, back to the news now, more torturing Chuckles later. The class pulled that crazy-ass lever and got their assignment. The class had to pair up to pick a party theme and then play bouncer. Arthur flounced dramatically after class. Dude. So girly.
Chuck: Arthur's hot.
Emmett: Dude. Marshall was a spaz during his Food Appreciation class and everyone ate sandwiches. Priestly talked to Marshall about sandwiches and wives. I hope not mixed together.
Chuck: What does that even mean?
Emmett: I don't [feedback]ing know, dude. Look, I say things that don't make sense sometimes. Get used to it. Ethics class focused on gluttony. The students explored Jabba's Palace and had a chance to talk to Jabba himself.
Chuck: That place smelled like Brooklyn.
Emmett: It's been a while since I've been there but I actually think I agree. Leto asked Anakin about Jedi philosophy after class. Whatever the hell that is. In Childhood Development discussed toddlers today. I know because I was there. We had to take care of toddlers and clean up a playrooom. It was awful. I don't even know when I'm going to take care of stupid kids.
Chuck: Kids suck.
Emmett: True story. The music club met and the members talked about music and then had a jam session. The Girls with Guns club met, as per usual. Dinah hopes they won't be shooting live things. Turtle offers money from the T&C for a field trip and somehow this all ends with Triela admitting she has a crush on Sokka. God, I love telling everyone's secrets like this.
Chuck: I love it too. As long as the secrets aren't about me.
Emmett: That's a given. Momoko's all for a field trip and asks a bunch of questions and stuff. Dojima is very excited about shooting things and suggests paintball. Dude! I love paintball! Dinah agrees with Dojima and tells her that she's a good kisser-slash-party thrower. She also said today is the most embarrassing day ever. Um, no, today is the best day ever. Agnes also want to know what they'll be shooting. Dude, doesn't matter. You've got guns. And then the girls shoot, which is why they're there in the first place.
Chuck: Girls that can kick your ass are hot. They're usually the ones that take charge in bed.
Emmett: Oh, dude, seriously. My girl can kick ass and [feedback]ing hell, she's amazing in the sack. Anyways, Mr. Algren was there in a supervisorly manner and Triela asks what he thinks of modern gear and apparently he's all about it. Dinah passes by him and says he's hot and then flees. Way to spaz. Annnnnnnnd in other news, Anemone opened up the library. Miss. Bennet had office hours as did Mr. Fraser. My favorite vice principal ever, Deadpool, stopped in and he and Fraser talked about how much they enjoy checking each other out. How can you check Deadpool out? He's covered up.
Chuck: Nah, you can see his ass through that red jumpsuit thing he wears. Not bad.
Emmett: Dude. I don't need to think about that. Ever. In my life.
Dorms, where people were also telling the truth
Emmett: John and Jaina woke up and snuggly and honest about how both of them felt about Jaina's work. Work sucks.
Chuck: Too true. That's why I don't do it.
Emmett: Samesies. Claire told Penelope about some family drama and Penelope told Claire about how Cal offered to kiss her. Aren't, like, Claire and Cal dating or something?
Chuck: Ooooh. See, this is the kind of stuff I miss from New York. You just don't get that kind of gossip here.
Emmett: God, you are totally a [feedback]ing girl. Ender was secluded on the beach. Dude, cheer up. Every time I talk about you, you're emo'ing about something. Adora got a letter from home and she and Prince Edward flail about kissing and somehow they set up a date for ice cream.
Chuck: Ice cream date? Is this 1956?
Emmett: Dude, those were lame back then too. You've just watched too many TV shows. Liir was hiding in his room when Amber came in to be honest about their relationship and crap. Lame. That's so boring. I'm in a relationship and I hate talking about that crap. You in a relationship, Chuckles?
Chuck: Why do that when I can just [feedback] whomever I want?
Emmett: Fair enough.
Chuck: And stop calling me Chuckles and Chucky and don't even call me Charles.
Emmett: I'll call you whatever I want to. What are you gonna do? Beat me up?
Chuck: *pause* No. You're huge and your eyes are weird.
Emmett: I know. Reno was in his room, talking to his ferret. Like you do. Romeo to complain about Dojima wanting to get rid of him after graduation and Reno pointed out that Rikku is in the same situation. Again, relationship stuff. I don't care about it.
Chuck: Me either. Honestly, I'd rather be forced to sit through a concert featuring the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus than to listen to someone talk about their relationship. Unless it's a break up. Then I can feel a smug sense of superiority about not getting involved in those things.
Emmett: Dude. That's brutal. Sokka came into Reno's room too to record embarrassing stuff. Ass. I approve! Actually Sokka tried to get embarrassing crap from Jamie, Toby, Angela and Lee too. Busy kid, right there. Arthur was trying to sleep in when Ears came in to dress him. Dude. Gay. It gets gayer when they're all honest about their relationship and, oh my god, this crap is making me gag. Seriously. Jamie got beef jerky for his weasel, dirty, and Temari came in spouting stuff about him being her touchstone and talking about how they love each other and, oh my god, someone kill me.
Chuck: Ha! You're totally a romantic, Temari, you wuss.
Emmett: Whatever, I bet you're a romantic too. It's always the ones that deny it the most.
Chuck: No comment.
Emmett: That's a yes. Before the squirrels came and dragged you away, you were oh-so-bravely hiding in your room, Chuckles. Toby called Rory to find out things about Anakin for his Journalism assignment. Angela and Hannibal are truthy at each other, suckers, and Teddy and Chad didn't notice anything different about today when they were playing video games. Dude. That Chad dude is bigger than I am. That's crazy. Jess was totally not hiding in his room when Peter came over and asked if he and Sam were too loud in their sexing.
Chuck: No, you're not. Which is sad since Winchester is pretty good looking and could probably get pretty rough considering his size.
Emmett: Being a big dude myself, I can confirm this.
Chuck: The only people I hear are the big Mexican guy and his blonde boyfriend. Not gonna lie, it's kind of hot.
Emmett: You're sick, dude.
Chuck: I know.
Emmett: Not hugged enough as a child?
Chuck: Entirely possible.
Emmett: Right. After that weird conversation with Peter, Jess gets a visit from Buffy. Hopefully that's less weird. Buffy's a cool chick. Lee was complaining about his rabbit smelling...you have a rabbit, huh? Hmm. Anyway. Warren seems to have the same issues as Chuck here when it comes to getting close to people and was babbling to Lee about it. Adah called Lee and they talked that boring truthy relationship crap. Yawn. Brooke gave herself a pedicure and Sam and Peter talk about their relationship before getting to making out. Finally! Some action in this broadcast!
Chuck: If one of you two doesn't end up with a hickey tomorrow I'm going to be very disappointed you didn't take my advice, Winchester.
Emmett: Yeah, you should listen to him. He's got bite marks all over his neck.
Chuck: Quit staring!
Emmett: Force of habit, dude, sorry. Dinah was practicing beating the crap out of a dummy in the Salle today. She tells Leto how hot he looks with his shirt off. I can't tell if she's just complementary or if it's due to the honesty thing. Ronan comes down and whips out his sword. I'd make a joke here but it seems that both Leto and Ronan have all the dirty sword talk covered.
Chuck: What is with everyone around me and making lame sword innuendos?
Emmett: I guess you're just lucky like that. Dinah's checking out Ronan as well and it seems that being able to tell the truth makes it harder for you to hit on somebody with subtly. Tahiri came down with her lightsaber, dirty, but opts to just say hi to people. Dinah was glad to have a girl around because she wouldn't hit on her. Tahiri she wasn't into girls anyway except for maybe Jaina.
Chuck: Good choice. Jaina's hot.
Emmett: You think everybody is hot. Ronan and Tahiri talk lightsabers and wizardry and Leto talks to Tahiri about how he's not Gavin and how he thinks both Ben and Tahiri are hot. Goddamn, there are some horny people in that Salle.
Chuck: Seriously. I should've been down there.
Emmett: Horny?
Chuck: Always.
Emmett: You'd admit that on-air without the truth thing going on, wouldn't you?
Chuck: Yep.
Emmett: *laughs* You're okay, Chuck. You're okay. Amber was tap dancing in the gym and chatted with Triela. Turtle has another sugary breakfast on the fifth floor. You should be careful about that. Sokka resents being called a pervert but then both he and Turtle talk about perverted things like having wee crushes on each other. Aww. Hurley has a date with Penelope in the rec room. He's there to hear her play piano.
Chuck: I can play piano.
Emmett: I can play the kazoo, big deal. Stop bragging. Penelope shows up, always a good thing, and the date becomes awkward when Hurley admits he watches porn. Okay, I'm going to take a stand right here and say there is nothing wrong with porn. Do you watch porn?
Chuck: Every damn day.
Emmett: There is nothing wrong with that. Seriously, the amount of people here that doesn't watch porn disgusts me. You are teenagers! Enjoy watching your porn before you get to the age where it becomes creepy. God. In people who don't watch porn news and I'm perfectly fine with that because she's a nice girl, Sookie is writing a letter home and watching TV on the third floor. Adora hopes there isn't anything on the TV that will make her blush and Sookie compliments her on her hair and tells her that...I thought you were keeping that to yourself? Oh man...Sook, I hope you and Ears have kept some stuff to yourselves today.
Chuck: Oooh, a secret? I'm intrigued. Tell me.
Emmett: So you've got a thing for that Blair chick, huh?
Chuck: *muffled response*
Emmett: He covered his mouth with his hands just now, f.y.i.
Chuck: Go [feedback] yourself, Cullen.
Emmett: Ohhhhhhhh, Chuckles. Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Zayne catches up with Adora and they talk about Claudia's clothes and how Adora wants to kiss Prince Edward everywhere. Whoa! Dirty girl. Sookie wants to know why Zayne keeps calling the TV a vid screen. Um, because he's weird. Claire thinks the vid screen thing is weird too and Zanye explains how his good social skills come in handy. Oh they totally do. Claire and Sookie rant about their families and Sookie says she doesn't curse.
Chuck: I bet I could get you shouting curses--OW MY HAND.
Emmett: Oh, sorry about that.
Chuck: You did that on purpose.
Emmett: I don't know what you're talking about. Brooke announces to Sookie that she needs to find friends she doesn't sleep with.
Chuck: Leaves me out.
Emmett: Gross. Priestly and Brooke talk about their respective doppelganger woes and Zayne also talks about Jaina with Brooke. Maybe you people should stop looking like each other. You don't see me looking like anyone else. Liir dropped by and talked to both Sookie and Priestly. Priestly also told Adora about how he told Prince Edward about sex because of her. Dude. Keep your mouth closed. Seriously. Priestly and his flying squirrel get reacquainted with Sookie and she tells him that she wished she had the balls to make herself over like him. My girl would kill me if I got a mohawk.
Chuck: Ew. Why would you do that to yourself?
Emmett: Why would you wear pink argyle?
Chuck: Don't be jealous because you can't pull it off.
Emmett: I could totally pull it off, shut up. I just don't feel like it.
Town, where there is more truthifying
Emmett: Not being able to lie didn't stop people from doing their jobs today. Lion-O was at the Fina, Mary was at the Arms, Daisy's at the police staition, Harley is at the clinic, and Adam opens up the Android's Dungeon. But no one shows up.
Chuck: How so very boring for all of you.
Emmett: Seriously. Annja propositions Coyote and I hope to god that was in a totally dirty way. Prince Edward is all flaily as he opens up Luke's. Probably because of Adora wanting to kiss him everywhere. Oh hey, Dinah talks to him about Adora. Priestly wishes he were dead but not before telling Edward about sex, I guess. People in this school are so uneducated about sex. Don't you have Sex Ed classes here?
Chuck: I took one last semester. The teacher tried to teach abstinence. What a douche.
Emmett: Sounds like a douche. Probably a virgin.
Chuck: That was my theory.
Emmett: Anyways. Pepper was full of the truth at Stark Industries today. She and Tony discuss legs, breasts and freckles. Hot. Tyler gets an apology from Pepper over the whole flower incident thing. And here where I thought we got past the boring lovey dovey crap, Tyler and Tony try not to talk about their feelings and fail.
Chuck: I'm ashamed of you, Mr. Stark.
Emmett: Steve is glad to see Tony and fills him in on what's going on with a different Tony in his world. Steve also tells Pepper that she's prettier than the Pepper in his world. Pepper. Funny word when you say it a lot. Pepper, pepper, pepper.
Chuck: Are you an idiot?
Emmett: Um, shut up or your hand will have another accident. Aravis talks to Ben at the Gig and they discuss his manhood, among other things. Diiiiiirty. Hinata is at the Book Haven and Dinah comes in to rehearse for the play. Jack is reading a magazine at the Photo Hut when Naomi visits.
Chuck: The name Naomi is "I moan" backwards, just so you know.
Emmett: Huh. Learn something new every day. Loki has the Christmas lights on back at the MHA and Sarah comes in. Apparently a simple question turns into talk about sex and who's hot.
Chuck: That's how it always is.
Emmett: Too true. Max is unaffected by the weird at the Freelance Police and Daisy drops in to check the place out. Minsc and Mohinder talk to each other at the park. Thrilling. Ichigo has hot chocolate at the Perk and Angela tries and fails to talk to him. They talk about Ichigo's sex life and kids. I think those two things are separate since, hi, high school. Charlotte is talking Mina at the Perk about work, alcoholism, babies and jealousy. Ooooookay. There was rehearsal at the Boards today. Dinah tells Tony Foster that she's having awkward conversations all over the place.
Chuck: Then stop talking to people.
Emmett: Good advice. Tony ends up telling Geoff about his sex life. Um, awkward. Harper is there to show off her costume designs and Blair's there to interview Geoff. Your Blair, huh?
Chuck: She's not mine.
Emmett: Hm. If you ask me you sound a bit disappointed about that. Speaking of dating, Lindsay and Ronon have a date at the Outback Steakhouse. Wow. Today is the wrong day to go out on a date. Robin and Fraser woke up talking about dirty things like boobs and dicks.
Chuck: I approve!
Emmett: And that turns to something about marriage proposals.
Chuck: I do not approve! Unless I get an invite to the wedding and I can nail Robin's hot sister while she's in a bridesmaid's dress.
Emmett: There's nothing wrong with getting married, dude. Marshall knows what's up at Caritas and orders the zombies not to talk to him. Mina wants to know why Marshall isn't talking and Tully asks after Mina's husband. Hoshi tells Amber about how boys suck and then somehow a kissing dare came out of that.
Chuck: Color me interested.
Emmett: Same here. Robin of the frog type nature wants to know if Hoshi's okay. Daisy tells Sarah about her weird day and talks to Tully about the lighthouse. Mina admires Ben because he's drinking club soda at a bar.
Chuck: You admire him because he's a wuss?
Emmett: Dude. I don't drink. Daisy ends up sending a drink Ben's way, whether he wants it or not. Loki's annoyed with the whole truth telling thing and tells Mina about it. Sarah and Daisy want to know if his day got any better. I doubt it.
Chuck: Are we done?
Emmett: Dude, you didn't help at all.
Chuck: This isn't my job. I don't have to help if I don't want to. Now go be scary and tell the squirrels to unblock the door.
Emmett: You don't want to say goodbye first?
Chuck: No, I really [feedback]ing don't.
Emmett: Alright, chill. I'll move them. That's it from me and Chuck, guys. Night!